Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 6, 2025, 11:35 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Texas and Penn State lmfaoooo
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
More pro WR's to turn out of the WR factory, the defense is somehow getting even better, and Sayin continues to improve. This team looks unbeatable. I can't wait to see how you fuck this up in The Game |
| 2 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
An all-around well built team? Coached by Mario Cristobal?? Who the hell is this team??? |
| 3 |
Oregon Ducks
|
That Penn State win looked so nice for about 7 seconds there |
| 4 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Arch Manning vs some guy named Michael Hawkins Jr. Spare my eyes |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Okay blowing out Illinois is impressive, but now the actual test of the season. Good luck |
| 6 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Hmm the usual chokers have dropped a game by now, but you're still kicking around undefeated? Let's see who you'll drop the ball against. Florida? No, they don't get to play Arch Manning again. Arkansas? That feels like a good game to have upset potential. That or losing to LSU the week after to give them false hope that they are a decent football team this year |
| 7 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Alright, you've had a bye week to prepare for Georgia. Should be a good game...oh wait, there's this Wazzu game beforehand. Ah I'm sure they won't give you any trouble... |
| 8 |
BYU Cougars
|
Bear just doing everything himself eh? Also, don't lose to Arizona before Holy War |
| 9 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Ugh, alright alright, welcome back Top 10 Alabama. Congrats on the upset win against...Vandy... |
| 10 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Well well well, look whose the upcoming star. Looking good too. Now, in accordance with Big12 law, you MUST drop a sure-fire game before you finish the season if you want to be a contender. Might I recommend one Oklahoma State? |
| 11 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Don't make the Auburn game a dog fight...pretty please? |
| 12 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Hey Tennessee, you guys have a defense right? |
| 13 |
Missouri Tigers
|
You got Bama right where you want them: Coming off an emotionally draining upset win. Get 'em Tigers! |
| 14 |
LSU Tigers
|
Tough loss against a top 10 team. Just 3 more of those left on the schedule. Have fun! |
| 15 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
USC and Washington have fallen flat recently, but they can still be sneaky good. Try not to drop the ball before you visit (green) little brother |
| 16 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
Maybe a game against a good USF team will finally get people to notice the Mean Green? |
| 17 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
What |
| 18 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
If Wazzu's ranked opponents could stop having byes to prepare for us, that'd be swell. Also Virginia ranked, what a world! |
| 19 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
...I mean it won't be as bad as the Indiana game, surely! |
| 20 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
Eh, you made it a pretty tight game for the most part. Just don't practice victory kneels in warmup maybe? |
| 21 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
Some things never change |
| 22 |
Memphis Tigers
|
Dang, I heard you were a run heavy team, but wow |
| 23 |
USF Bulls
|
Dont underestimate the Desert of Denton |
| 24 |
UNLV Rebels
|
Oh, hello undefeated Rebels. Care to stick around a while? |
| 25 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
What a beautiful offense to behold....also schedule November onwards is BRUTAL. Enjoy your stay while you're here |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.17 |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
-0.34 |
| 8 |
BYU Cougars
|
1.08 |
| 9 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.01 |
| 13 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
1.97 |
| 17 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
-0.06 |
| 18 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
USF Bulls
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
UNLV Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.25 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.37 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.17 |
Total Score: 4.43