Ch-i-ef Ballot for 2025 Week 5
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 23, 2025, 2:20 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Back to back weeks with 10 SEC teams ranked. How far I have fallen...
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Facing a maybe improved Washington team? |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Win or lose, they wont knock Bama out of the rankings, so this can be a quality win OR loss! |
| 3 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Uh oh, is that a big game next on the schedule?! |
| 4 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Oregon has faced a lot of nobodies (rip OSU schools), so this will be quite the first measuring test |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Lolrida |
| 6 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
When is that Miami game? Next week? Alright, back to sleep |
| 7 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Auburn acting like their offense was actually going to win them the football game even if the refs made the correct call |
| 8 |
LSU Tigers
|
That Clemson win is looking like a real blemish on the schedule now, huh |
| 9 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Swapped you and the Longhorns because- |
| 10 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-of that Arch stare down against...Sam Houston |
| 11 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Oh, wow, okay, alright, I'll rank you higher, damn Hoosiers |
| 12 |
BYU Cougars
|
The back half of the schedule gets a little more exciting |
| 13 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Hope your kicker survived that gruesome attack |
| 14 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Battle of "Both these teams are most certainly overrated and one of them is going to be even MORE overrated now" |
| 15 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Oh, wow, okay, alright, I'll rank you higher, damn Red Raiders...although I have been disrespecting you by not ranking you at all, so here's some love |
| 16 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
WHY CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL?!?! |
| 17 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
Okay how many DEI teams am I including in my top 20??? |
| 18 |
Missouri Tigers
|
A gritty battle against umAss coming up |
| 19 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Classic Nebraska...that one Cornhusker fan called it too lmao |
| 20 |
USC Trojans
|
Wonder how they'll do since Illinois might play with a fire under their ass after their slight ass whooping against 11diana |
| 21 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
buzz buzz buzz |
| 22 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
6 teams in the Top 20 still on the schedule...at least you play Florida? Idk, enjoy your time here |
| 23 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
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| 24 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
Wow look at all the people shitting on rankers for not ranking Illinois and/or USF after 1 loss to a ranked opponent. Really makes you think |
| 25 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
Still not ranking Bama! |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.19 |
| 3 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.09 |
| 4 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.36 |
| 11 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
-0.01 |
| 12 |
BYU Cougars
|
1.77 |
| 13 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.35 |
| 14 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
-0.49 |
| 22 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
0.70 |
| 24 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.90 |
| 25 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.00 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
TCU Horned Frogs