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Lefunnymaymays4lief Ballot for 2025 Week 5

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 21, 2025, 4:06 a.m.

Overall Rationale: F I R E C H R I S A S H

Rank Team Reason
1 Miami Hurricanes I’ve seen enough. Grown ass men on both sides of the line of scrimmage, most of which will play on Sundays, an experienced QB with loads of talent in both the backfield and out wide… If they’re not at least in the semis this season this program might be cursed now.
2 Ohio State Buckeyes Washington might be pretty good and they’re going across almost the whole country… they better be careful
3 Georgia Bulldogs Well deserved week off following their thrilling win over Tennessee in Knoxville… Bama awaits
4 Oregon Ducks Renew the Civil War you fucking cowards
5 Penn State Nittany Lions Here comes the big one. Allar and Franklin can shut me up if they want this.
6 Oklahoma Sooners Auburn has athletes on defense, I wouldn’t be too worried about one week of sputtering on offense yet and they still did enough. Once again though, Venables D is just so fucking good. Genuinely might be the best in the sport
7 LSU Tigers They’re gonna get exposed SO bad. I just am not sure it’ll come in the Magnolia Bowl because I’m not too sure what to think about Ole Miss yet
8 Texas A&M Aggies I’m still so sad. Idk that WR room is stacked as fuck though imagine if Reed was accurate
9 Indiana Hoosiers Holy fucking shit IU. I know Cig wanted an actual top 25 win but you didn’t have to fucking kill them
10 Florida State Seminoles Might end up being one of the best Miami-FSU games in recent memory coming up and boy I did not see THAT shit coming
11 Texas Tech Red Raiders BREAKING NEWS: spending money works
12 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Similarly to LSU that Clemson win isn't quite aging so well, but Key still has the Wreck humming. Deadass could see them at 11-0 going into COFH now that the rest of their ACC schedule is looking cheeks outside of potentially Cuse and NCST
13 Iowa State Cyclones I’m beginning to think the Clones might be paper tigers in the conference and the FarmO’Geddon and Iowa Ws just not looking too hot at the moment. They’re still going to be a good and extremely well coached team at minimum, and I very well could be wrong
14 Texas Longhorns Hello Arch, nice to meet you. Now please don’t let the Florida fans get mad because you didn’t end Napier’s tenure
15 Vanderbilt Commodores I MISS YOU SO MUCH CLARK LEA PLEASE COME BACK KISSIES AND HUGS :((((
16 USC Trojans Yeah whatever ND-SC O/U is, bet the over. I don’t care what the number actually is
17 Ole Miss Rebels Okay Rebs, I see you now. Now win the Magnolia Bowl for papa
18 Missouri Tigers If anything else, Drink has turned Mizzou into a consistent winner. Now a truly showstopping win I haven’t seen yet under him outside of that Cotton Bowl slopfest against OSU but I don’t think it’s out of the question for them
19 Louisville Cardinals Once again, I believe they’re sneaky good. If GT or FSU stumble they’re right in the hunt
20 Tennessee Volunteers Mississippi St lookin a bit spooky now 👀
21 Arizona State Sun Devils There we go, nice win for them. Now if only they could finish in the redzone
22 Alabama Crimson Tide I’m very late to putting them back in the top 25 so now this means UGA is gonna spank them
23 Michigan Wolverines Actually pretty impressed with their win over Nebby. Very funny a guy who couldn’t win anything at all at Charlotte led them in it too
24 Memphis Tigers Now I called them my pick to win the American and get the CFP berth in the preseason, but that was an extremely gritty win and one I didn’t expect them to pull out once Arky went up. They’re in a great position rn
25 Illinois Fighting Illini Okay, hear me out. They had like nearly the whole secondary sitting out and IU might be even better than last season. That said, that’s an extremely embarrassing result regardless and now they’re behind 4-6 teams in the B1G

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