Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 16, 2025, 10:46 a.m.
Overall Rationale: I ranked how many SEC teams...?
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Early bye week, hate to see it |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
The streak continues |
| 3 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Surely the early bye week will help you against Oregon right? |
| 4 |
Oregon Ducks
|
(It's not gonna help Penn State) ((Drew Allar is their QB)) |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Yeah Florida is terrible lmao |
| 6 |
LSU Tigers
|
Is Clemson the Florida of the ACC |
| 7 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Is using 3 straight ranking spot reasons to make fun of Florida a professional thing to do? Yes. Yes it is |
| 8 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
John Mateer |
| 9 |
Texas Longhorns
|
...so whose the backup QB...just incase |
| 10 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Battered Aggie Syndrome no thank you!...now don't screw this up |
| 11 |
BYU Cougars
|
Yawn...let me know when it's October regarding your schedule |
| 12 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
Alright, the next 3 of your 4 opponents are ranked and will define your season. Good luck |
| 13 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
That kicker was never making it |
| 14 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
Hope Sellers is okay... |
| 15 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
Why can't you be normal... |
| 16 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Look I know you're not known for good defense, but that run defense going to be a major issue |
| 17 |
Missouri Tigers
|
A lot of next week depends on if Sellers plays |
| 18 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Indiana vs Illinois. A Top 20 ranked matchup. Hell yeah |
| 19 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
I mean, sure, killing a star QB is one way of guaranteeing a win against a ranked team |
| 20 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Oh damn, Nebraska is 3-0?? Isn't it their nature to choke a game by now? How the times have changed |
| 21 |
Utah Utes
|
Texas Tech is just outside my Top 25. Give me a reason to rank or not rank them next week |
| 22 |
USC Trojans
|
Still feel like some elements of your offense and defense need time to gel together, but the next 3 of your 4 opponents are ranked. Good luck |
| 23 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
Fear the sting of the mighty bee! |
| 24 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
Clanga |
| 25 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
Still not ranking Bama (And USF is 26th, they'll most likely be back) |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.08 |
| 3 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.41 |
| 10 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
BYU Cougars
|
3.01 |
| 12 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.38 |
| 14 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
10.99 |
| 15 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.35 |
| 21 |
Utah Utes
|
-0.18 |
| 22 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
-0.62 |
| 24 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.07 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.83 |
Auburn Tigers
|
0.43 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.47 |
Total Score: 17.82