Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 14, 2025, 1:28 p.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
There was a second I thought, but Ohio State figured it out and Florida'd it |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Georgia holds on by the skin of their teeth against a good Tennessee team and proves they're still Georgia |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Not only does Miami win but you ALSO get to laugh at Florida so this is a tremendous win all around |
| 4 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
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| 5 |
Oregon Ducks
|
|
| 6 |
LSU Tigers
|
I mean you won, but this offense gets more and more suspect each week |
| 7 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Arch Manning is sooo mid |
| 8 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
I think the Sooners are a sneaky dark house team |
| 9 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
The Illini have a big showdown next week as teams above them tumble down |
| 10 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
That Alabama win keeps looking better |
| 11 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
Uhhh.... Iowa State are we good? |
| 12 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
bang bang raiders |
| 13 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
I believed in this team and I was right. Come on Tech this is the year |
| 14 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
The offense is great and the defense is shit, so same Rebs as always |
| 15 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Hoosiers roll on as they try to repeat the magic |
| 16 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
By the skin of their teeth, the Aggies win on the road and keep themselves in the convo |
| 17 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Vols cannot seem to get over that Georgia hump no matter what |
| 18 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
If no one else believes in your Cards, I will |
| 19 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
ANCHOR DOWN!!!!! |
| 20 |
Utah Utes
|
ill choose to ignore that first half Utes and just focus on the final score *cough* |
| 21 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
GO TERPS WOOOOO |
| 22 |
Auburn Tigers
|
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| 23 |
California Golden Bears
|
I always believed in the woke agenda |
| 24 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
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| 25 |
USC Trojans
|
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.08 |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.74 |
| 8 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.67 |
| 13 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
-0.46 |
| 17 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
3.60 |
| 19 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
4.00 |
| 22 |
Auburn Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
California Golden Bears
|
0.89 |
| 24 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Missouri Tigers
|
0.65 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.47 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.11 |
Total Score: 11.68