MemeLovingLoser Ballot for 2025 Week 4
Ballot Type: Computer
Submitted: Sept. 14, 2025, 3:35 p.m.
Overall Rationale: This model was not designed to be taken seriously until week 5 or 6. Consume this ballot with caution. Hybrid Power Ranking and Resume Poll. Based on team statistics with each statistic being weighted differently, and more recent games having more weight to bring it more inline with human polls. Teams must have played 12 games as an FBS school to qualify for a ranking (prior year games against an FBS while still in FCS count). Stats earned against FCS teams are weighted less. Overtime losses count as a "partial win" with the value being n/(n+1) where "n" is the number of OTs (whereas wins are worth 1).
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
Wins Ranks: 1st | SoS Composite Rank: 13th | Margin of Victory Rank: 44th | Penalties Composite Rank: 19th | Yardage Composite Rank: 55th | Turnover Composite Rank: 46th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 13th | Other Stats Rank: 61st |
| 2 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
Wins Ranks: 2nd | SoS Composite Rank: 3rd | Margin of Victory Rank: 59th | Penalties Composite Rank: 78th | Yardage Composite Rank: 67th | Turnover Composite Rank: 38th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 27th | Other Stats Rank: 107th |
| 3 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Wins Ranks: 2nd | SoS Composite Rank: 4th | Margin of Victory Rank: 18th | Penalties Composite Rank: 104th | Yardage Composite Rank: 17th | Turnover Composite Rank: 96th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 8th | Other Stats Rank: 93rd |
| 4 |
LSU Tigers
|
Wins Ranks: 2nd | SoS Composite Rank: 6th | Margin of Victory Rank: 46th | Penalties Composite Rank: 100th | Yardage Composite Rank: 34th | Turnover Composite Rank: 23rd | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 130th | Other Stats Rank: 47th |
| 5 |
Auburn Tigers
|
Wins Ranks: 2nd | SoS Composite Rank: 29th | Margin of Victory Rank: 15th | Penalties Composite Rank: 96th | Yardage Composite Rank: 21st | Turnover Composite Rank: 39th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 5th | Other Stats Rank: 4th |
| 6 |
USC Trojans
|
Wins Ranks: 2nd | SoS Composite Rank: 53rd | Margin of Victory Rank: 1st | Penalties Composite Rank: 122nd | Yardage Composite Rank: 3rd | Turnover Composite Rank: 5th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 7th | Other Stats Rank: 1st |
| 7 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Wins Ranks: 2nd | SoS Composite Rank: 15th | Margin of Victory Rank: 42nd | Penalties Composite Rank: 117th | Yardage Composite Rank: 23rd | Turnover Composite Rank: 66th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 81st | Other Stats Rank: 17th |
| 8 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Wins Ranks: 2nd | SoS Composite Rank: 28th | Margin of Victory Rank: 53rd | Penalties Composite Rank: 124th | Yardage Composite Rank: 50th | Turnover Composite Rank: 2nd | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 35th | Other Stats Rank: 89th |
| 9 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Wins Ranks: 9th | SoS Composite Rank: 24th | Margin of Victory Rank: 16th | Penalties Composite Rank: 31st | Yardage Composite Rank: 6th | Turnover Composite Rank: 127th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 21st | Other Stats Rank: 60th |
| 10 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Wins Ranks: 9th | SoS Composite Rank: 67th | Margin of Victory Rank: 3rd | Penalties Composite Rank: 3rd | Yardage Composite Rank: 10th | Turnover Composite Rank: 24th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 10th | Other Stats Rank: 3rd |
| 11 |
Houston Cougars
|
Wins Ranks: 9th | SoS Composite Rank: 47th | Margin of Victory Rank: 25th | Penalties Composite Rank: 35th | Yardage Composite Rank: 29th | Turnover Composite Rank: 10th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 57th | Other Stats Rank: 30th |
| 12 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Wins Ranks: 20th | SoS Composite Rank: 42nd | Margin of Victory Rank: 12th | Penalties Composite Rank: 9th | Yardage Composite Rank: 13th | Turnover Composite Rank: 78th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 71st | Other Stats Rank: 15th |
| 13 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
Wins Ranks: 9th | SoS Composite Rank: 60th | Margin of Victory Rank: 14th | Penalties Composite Rank: 97th | Yardage Composite Rank: 30th | Turnover Composite Rank: 17th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 2nd | Other Stats Rank: 33rd |
| 14 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
Wins Ranks: 9th | SoS Composite Rank: 58th | Margin of Victory Rank: 26th | Penalties Composite Rank: 69th | Yardage Composite Rank: 35th | Turnover Composite Rank: 33rd | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 9th | Other Stats Rank: 57th |
| 15 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Wins Ranks: 37th | SoS Composite Rank: 8th | Margin of Victory Rank: 8th | Penalties Composite Rank: 89th | Yardage Composite Rank: 7th | Turnover Composite Rank: 3rd | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 48th | Other Stats Rank: 81st |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
Wins Ranks: 20th | SoS Composite Rank: 75th | Margin of Victory Rank: 9th | Penalties Composite Rank: 93rd | Yardage Composite Rank: 8th | Turnover Composite Rank: 25th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 1st | Other Stats Rank: 43rd |
| 17 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
Wins Ranks: 20th | SoS Composite Rank: 48th | Margin of Victory Rank: 22nd | Penalties Composite Rank: 112th | Yardage Composite Rank: 22nd | Turnover Composite Rank: 9th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 42nd | Other Stats Rank: 23rd |
| 18 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Wins Ranks: 9th | SoS Composite Rank: 66th | Margin of Victory Rank: 10th | Penalties Composite Rank: 73rd | Yardage Composite Rank: 1st | Turnover Composite Rank: 69th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 4th | Other Stats Rank: 76th |
| 19 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Wins Ranks: 40th | SoS Composite Rank: 9th | Margin of Victory Rank: 13th | Penalties Composite Rank: 47th | Yardage Composite Rank: 9th | Turnover Composite Rank: 7th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 89th | Other Stats Rank: 29th |
| 20 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Wins Ranks: 20th | SoS Composite Rank: 50th | Margin of Victory Rank: 32nd | Penalties Composite Rank: 5th | Yardage Composite Rank: 33rd | Turnover Composite Rank: 88th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 16th | Other Stats Rank: 92nd |
| 21 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Wins Ranks: 27th | SoS Composite Rank: 86th | Margin of Victory Rank: 5th | Penalties Composite Rank: 30th | Yardage Composite Rank: 4th | Turnover Composite Rank: 16th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 44th | Other Stats Rank: 2nd |
| 22 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Wins Ranks: 27th | SoS Composite Rank: 79th | Margin of Victory Rank: 6th | Penalties Composite Rank: 7th | Yardage Composite Rank: 20th | Turnover Composite Rank: 12th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 67th | Other Stats Rank: 6th |
| 23 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Wins Ranks: 20th | SoS Composite Rank: 57th | Margin of Victory Rank: 19th | Penalties Composite Rank: 81st | Yardage Composite Rank: 28th | Turnover Composite Rank: 22nd | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 33rd | Other Stats Rank: 49th |
| 24 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
Wins Ranks: 27th | SoS Composite Rank: 80th | Margin of Victory Rank: 4th | Penalties Composite Rank: 40th | Yardage Composite Rank: 5th | Turnover Composite Rank: 31st | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 25th | Other Stats Rank: 44th |
| 25 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
Wins Ranks: 9th | SoS Composite Rank: 97th | Margin of Victory Rank: 11th | Penalties Composite Rank: 58th | Yardage Composite Rank: 25th | Turnover Composite Rank: 4th | 3rd/4th Down Conversion Rank: 24th | Other Stats Rank: 50th |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
1.57 |
| 2 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
7.21 |
| 3 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
1.21 |
| 4 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Auburn Tigers
|
2.13 |
| 6 |
USC Trojans
|
1.77 |
| 7 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.15 |
| 8 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
3.75 |
| 9 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Oregon Ducks
|
-0.66 |
| 11 |
Houston Cougars
|
6.41 |
| 12 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-2.53 |
| 13 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.18 |
| 14 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
10.58 |
| 15 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.27 |
| 16 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
5.46 |
| 18 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.68 |
| 20 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-3.73 |
| 21 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
-2.44 |
| 23 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
-3.54 |
| 24 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
North Texas Mean Green
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Florida State Seminoles
|
2.45 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
2.07 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.88 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
1.22 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.83 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.68 |
Total Score: 62.40