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Ch-i-ef Ballot for 2025 Week 3

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 9, 2025, 10:30 a.m.

Overall Rationale: fLOLrida

Rank Team Reason
1 Ohio State Buckeyes I guess Ohio State wins the band compeitition
2 Penn State Nittany Lions Penn State football be so fine, then BAM; Drew Allar is your QB still
3 Oregon Ducks Damn Ducks, I know its an OSU school with orange and black colors, but you didn't have to murder them like that
4 Georgia Bulldogs Wait is Mike Bobo still your OC?
5 South Carolina Gamecocks Now the real game start...you're gonna win against Vandy, right?
6 Miami Hurricanes South Florida is looking like the most dangerous team in Florida, don't choke here like your little brother. Yes I typed that out
7 LSU Tigers You're gonna have us tuning into the 4th this week after Florida lost to USF, aren't you...
8 Florida State Seminoles One more cupcake to keep inflating the rankings, then ACC cupcakes
9 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Time for the 2nd of your 2 actual opponents on your schedule. At least win this one
10 Oklahoma Sooners John Mateer is HIM...hey Sooners you ARE going to establish a running game with an actual RB before he gets killed...right?
11 Texas Longhorns Lots of time for Arch to get reps in before Red River.
12 Clemson Tigers Down double digits to TROY???
13 Tennessee Volunteers Whose offense will look more incompetent this week? Georgia is a tough opponent when it comes to under-utilizing offensive talent
14 BYU Cougars Minor cakewalk until Holy War. Try not to choke if you're actually good
15 Illinois Fighting Illini One more cupcake, then its Indiana time
16 Iowa State Cyclones Starting to think that if your opponent loses an out-of-country game, they're guaranteed to suck for the rest of the year. Also classic Iowa L
17 USF Bulls Best G5 team right now. Can you go 3 for 3 on ranked upsets?
18 Ole Miss Rebels Hmm hey Ole Miss where is your nationally above average QB at? I'm not used to this...
19 Missouri Tigers In my heart, I know so little of hate when compared to Border War
20 Indiana Hoosiers One more cupcake, then its Illinois time
21 Michigan Wolverines Yeah that's a 'true freshman QB in his first road game against a ranked team' moment. Rest of the schedule isn't terrible; should help build up confidence for The Game™
22 Texas A&M Aggies Ring ring, yes hello its the 8-4 department, they're wondering if you'd like to schedule your first heart-breaking loss this week against Notre Dame or save it for next week against Auburn
23 Utah Utes Dare I speak, unless Texas Tech is much better than I think, the Utes can quietly speed through that schedule minus Holy War (especially with ASU looking like that)
24 USC Trojans Didn't expect USC of all teams to not be talked about. Well an actual P4 opponent this week helps things out
25 Arizona State Sun Devils Better bounce back or I have to put the corpse of Satan back in the rankings

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