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Zloggt Ballot for 2025 Week 3

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 9, 2025, 12:48 a.m.

Overall Rationale: Every five teams makes up a single tier, for a total of five tiers overall. Plus, a little bit of "refurbishing" here and there too...

Rank Team Reason
1 Ohio State Buckeyes A top showdown between two highly-esteemed marching bands that delivered! And there was a game too also, which was cool.
2 Penn State Nittany Lions The...Keystone of a good weekend for Keystone State teams (nyeheheheh)
3 Oregon Ducks I can't believe a team from the Pacific Northwest, of ALL places, would have been SO goshdarn ageist last week...smdh be better!1!
4 LSU Tigers Not that it really matters...but woof, the Tigahs would have been far more scrunitized had they NOT beaten Clemson last week (who are also not doing the best of their share of the deal either)...
5 Miami Hurricanes Semi-ironically the best team playing in the stadium right now...but will they learn from the Gators?
6 Georgia Bulldogs ...this team is either going to get messed up by the Vols, or somehow pull off another win out of their behinds lol
7 Texas Longhorns Thus begin the Chosen Nephew's tune-up session...got a long way 'til Bedlam in Bethlehem...
8 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Holy rest and recovery...
9 Illinois Fighting Illini ...huzzah! My bias was validated! Also...unironically the best blue-and-orange team in the state (don't ask)
10 Florida State Seminoles Inertia working out for these 'Noles...
11 South Carolina Gamecocks ...bit odd to play with the cupcake, don't you think? Oh well...can't afford to make statements that can haunt me later hahaha
12 Clemson Tigers ...between the Gamecocks almost losing to an FCS team at home, and the Tigers almost getting BLOWN OUT by a G5 team at home...what doth be worse?
13 Iowa State Cyclones K-State and South Dakota not holding up their ends of the bargains...oh well. At least youse got Assico glory!
14 Oklahoma Sooners Burnt Vegetables...Tow Mateer...I kneel...
15 Tennessee Volunteers ...bit of a pickle here...what IS better - beating a P4 and FCS team (both just okay), or beating two G5 teams (that are at least good)? idk...guess I'll just lift them up so I could better justify the hypothetical jump should the Vols beat Georgia this week...
16 Texas A&M Aggies ...anyway, perhaps Elko might get his revenge against the Irish this Saturday? I'd imagine that they feel a bit better about the matchup now...
17 Indiana Hoosiers ...I've got my eye on you Hoosiers...our December destinies is definitely depending on each other...
18 Ole Miss Rebels Freshwater's Bluegrass Revenge...
19 USF Bulls ...HA! I KNEW my optimism towards South Florida would pay off! Mess with them bulls, get the horns!
20 Arizona State Sun Devils Not necessarily a season-ender...but woof, perhaps I'm being generous by keeping you this high...
21 Tulane Green Wave ...probably would've been leap-frogged by USF regardless, but yeah...kind of lucky to escape Mobile with a close one...
22 Michigan Wolverines Not a great weekend to be a football team from SE Michigan...
23 Alabama Crimson Tide Aw, why didn't you let the super epic funny outcome happen? Bah...enjoy the frosting while you can taste it...
24 Utah Utes ...tbh, I'm not SUPER impressed by either Utah or BYU...but I guess beating a (nominally) P4 team on the road like that does give you the slightest edge...
25 SMU Mustangs ...maybe being a bit TOO forgiving (and overvaluing poll inertia) by letting you guys stay...but idk, I guess needing 2OTs to go down does help pad things out...

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