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Lefunnymaymays4lief Ballot for 2025 Week 3

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 7, 2025, 12:25 a.m.

Overall Rationale: Blood week came early

Rank Team Reason
1 Ohio State Buckeyes Yep, new evil empire just dropped
2 Miami Hurricanes Sure they benefit from teams above them dropping the ball against weak opponents but those LOS guys are grown ASS men
3 Penn State Nittany Lions Kotelnicki, WR room and Allar on fraud watch but Knowles remains a wizard
4 Oregon Ducks Mike Gundy is fucking COOKED dawg
5 Georgia Bulldogs Simply not an acceptable performance from a Smart team
6 Illinois Fighting Illini Duke is a decent at worst team and game was competitive for 45 minutes but this was a popular upset pick and Illinois put that to bed on the road. Sleep on them at your own peril
7 South Carolina Gamecocks Slow start, but yeah Sellers is still a freak
8 Oklahoma Sooners Vintage Venables D and Mateer is THAT guy. Where does Wazzu keep finding these guys
9 Iowa State Cyclones New BXII frontrunner, and Matt Campbell still freaks me out man
10 LSU Tigers Yeppers turns out both Clemson and LSU aren’t all that good!
11 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Yeah if Love and Price don’t get 25 combined carries/30+ combined touches against A&M who’s currently sus against the run this is an unserious team. I still have faith, for now
12 Texas Longhorns SJSU is pretty ass now, so not the best we could’ve gotten out of Texas but they handled business way better than their contemporaries
13 Florida State Seminoles Yeah they’re actually pretty good. I don’t know if Bama’s bad yet, but that’s exactly how you beat a lower level opponent if you’re an upper tier team
14 Texas Tech Red Raiders Haven’t been tested quite yet, like at all, but I’m buying on them now especially following ASU’s disasterclass
15 USF Bulls Hello 2025 G5 CFP rep, nice to meet you
16 Louisville Cardinals JMU is no easy out, 2nd half of that game impressed me quite a bit. Not pretty, but nicely took care of business
17 Texas A&M Aggies I mean… Reed is fine, they did fine. Everything’s fine?
18 Clemson Tigers YIKES. Y’all won and all, and those were terrible playing conditions… but YIKES.
19 USC Trojans Clay Helton homecoming… not a dry eye in that stadium I tell ya
20 Indiana Hoosiers Kennesaw might be the worst team in the FBS not named Kent State… not a qualifying statement just what it is
21 Tennessee Volunteers Tricities are an underrated area in the state. That’s all I got lol
22 Utah Utes 2024 might actually be an aberration instead of the beginning of the end for Whit after all
23 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Gardner Webb’s had some cool hoops squads. What else do you want from me
24 Arizona State Sun Devils Came all the way back just to kick it within the length of one man of the endzone, and then you call THAT defense??? AGAIN??? I still remember that Peach Bowl 4th and forever, shades of that for sure. Dillingham is still a young and promising coach, but the young showed here for sure
25 Florida Gators Woof. Oh shit that might be offensive to Gator Nation uhhh… bellow?

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