Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 5, 2025, 9:31 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Every five teams make up a single tier, for a total of five tiers overall.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 |
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They're the top nut (even if by a slim margin)! |
2 |
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Second fiddle (again)...but it's not a bad thing, is it? |
3 |
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zut alors...you've done shut me up, BK... |
4 |
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Dawgs be Dawgs... |
5 |
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Hey, Miami COULD indeed, be for real! At least for now... |
6 |
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Montana State is a GREAT FCS team (and likely would've not just beaten, but dominated a good chunk of the FBS bottom half)...but alas, the gap between them and Oregon is just too big... |
7 |
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The Chosen Nephew hath been forsaken in a field of Buckeyes...can he be redeemed? |
8 |
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They must have probably held hands before practice...how else would they have lost on a Sunday? |
9 |
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The relatively "bigger" loss at home knocks these Death Valley Tigers down past the Irish... |
10 |
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Ok...fine...I concede that the Gamecocks are, indeed, better (or at least have more to justify the Top Ten spot)... |
11 |
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...still love these guys though (please don't shit the bed on Saturday)! |
12 |
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Solar Satans survive a scare...now, to avoid getting clang'd... |
13 |
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Enigmatic Wolverines...maybe beating the Sooners can tell us something? |
14 |
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...so, like, was all of last year just an elaborate prank in order to troll Bama fans? Cause if so...what a remarkable commitment to the bit... |
15 |
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Cyclones lowkey be twistin' and turnin' cross the subdivision so far! |
16 |
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The better (or at least more inspiring) DFW-based football team this year lol |
17 |
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So far, a better start to Sun Belt Billy's season compared to last year... |
18 |
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Cool Schadenfreude for College Station...though maybe they should avoid scruffing the glass house... |
19 |
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No Nico? Not even a problem lmaoooo |
20 |
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These Waves are (still) rollin' baby!! |
21 |
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Can you keep diggin' it, Curt? I eagerly await our matchup... |
22 |
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Best not get tricked by these bluegrass 'cats again, you landsharks... |
23 |
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Praise Venmo (or something)! And may Mateer...git 'er done against Michigan! |
24 |
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...Y I K E S ! ! ! Well...at least it could get worse, ah? (I am subtly jinxing you guys) |
25 |
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...fuck it, they deserve it (even for a bit)! Maybe Florida rolls over them (and perhaps prove that it was more Boise sucking than not), but c'mon! It's September! If we don't have a bit of (justifiable) fun here, then what are we doing on this big blue planet?? |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 |
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0.00 |
2 |
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0.00 |
3 |
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0.00 |
4 |
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0.00 |
5 |
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0.00 |
6 |
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0.00 |
7 |
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0.10 |
8 |
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0.30 |
9 |
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0.29 |
10 |
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0.00 |
11 |
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0.00 |
12 |
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0.00 |
13 |
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0.00 |
14 |
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0.00 |
15 |
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0.00 |
16 |
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0.00 |
17 |
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0.00 |
18 |
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0.00 |
19 |
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0.00 |
20 |
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0.87 |
21 |
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0.00 |
22 |
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-0.14 |
23 |
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0.00 |
24 |
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0.00 |
25 |
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0.00 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
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0.31 |
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0.08 |
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0.16 |
Total Score: 2.24