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Zloggt Ballot for 2025 Week 2

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 5, 2025, 9:31 a.m.

Overall Rationale: Every five teams make up a single tier, for a total of five tiers overall.

Rank Team Reason
1 Ohio State Buckeyes They're the top nut (even if by a slim margin)!
2 Penn State Nittany Lions Second fiddle (again)...but it's not a bad thing, is it?
3 LSU Tigers zut alors...you've done shut me up, BK...
4 Georgia Bulldogs Dawgs be Dawgs...
5 Miami Hurricanes Hey, Miami COULD indeed, be for real! At least for now...
6 Oregon Ducks Montana State is a GREAT FCS team (and likely would've not just beaten, but dominated a good chunk of the FBS bottom half)...but alas, the gap between them and Oregon is just too big...
7 Texas Longhorns The Chosen Nephew hath been forsaken in a field of Buckeyes...can he be redeemed?
8 Notre Dame Fighting Irish They must have probably held hands before practice...how else would they have lost on a Sunday?
9 Clemson Tigers The relatively "bigger" loss at home knocks these Death Valley Tigers down past the Irish...
10 South Carolina Gamecocks Ok...fine...I concede that the Gamecocks are, indeed, better (or at least have more to justify the Top Ten spot)...
11 Illinois Fighting Illini ...still love these guys though (please don't shit the bed on Saturday)!
12 Arizona State Sun Devils Solar Satans survive a scare...now, to avoid getting clang'd...
13 Michigan Wolverines Enigmatic Wolverines...maybe beating the Sooners can tell us something?
14 Florida State Seminoles ...so, like, was all of last year just an elaborate prank in order to troll Bama fans? Cause if so...what a remarkable commitment to the bit...
15 Iowa State Cyclones Cyclones lowkey be twistin' and turnin' cross the subdivision so far!
16 SMU Mustangs The better (or at least more inspiring) DFW-based football team this year lol
17 Florida Gators So far, a better start to Sun Belt Billy's season compared to last year...
18 Texas A&M Aggies Cool Schadenfreude for College Station...though maybe they should avoid scruffing the glass house...
19 Tennessee Volunteers No Nico? Not even a problem lmaoooo
20 Tulane Green Wave These Waves are (still) rollin' baby!!
21 Indiana Hoosiers Can you keep diggin' it, Curt? I eagerly await our matchup...
22 Ole Miss Rebels Best not get tricked by these bluegrass 'cats again, you landsharks...
23 Oklahoma Sooners Praise Venmo (or something)! And may Mateer...git 'er done against Michigan!
24 Alabama Crimson Tide ...Y I K E S ! ! ! Well...at least it could get worse, ah? (I am subtly jinxing you guys)
25 USF Bulls ...fuck it, they deserve it (even for a bit)! Maybe Florida rolls over them (and perhaps prove that it was more Boise sucking than not), but c'mon! It's September! If we don't have a bit of (justifiable) fun here, then what are we doing on this big blue planet??

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