Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 3, 2025, 4:04 p.m.
Overall Rationale: 2026 Projected 1st Pick: Sellers? Mateer? Klubnik? BECK?
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 |
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Texas put up a good fight, but they had Arch as their QB |
2 |
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Won't be tested until the Oregon game |
3 |
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Won't be tested until the Penn State Game (you're not gonna slip up against Oklahoma State...right?) |
4 |
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One more tune-up game and then you're in the thick of your schedule |
5 |
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This is probably too high for you, but nobody will say I doubted you either |
6 |
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Sellers. |
7 |
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Hammer head shark looked good. Miami might be in the running once again (you have a defense now...right?) |
8 |
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6 of your 9 remaining P4 opponents are ranked, woof |
9 |
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Better game for M than the scoreboard showed. Underwood gets tested against OU next |
10 |
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I'd give your coach a 58 for not being able to adapt to the modern college football landscape and that's being generous |
11 |
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The independent team schedule is fun when you get to face middling ACC teams, and not so fun when you have to face back to back ranked teams |
12 |
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Well if Arch discovers basic forward passing mechanics, then the Longhorns should be fine... |
13 |
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Is Florida State good after being dogwater? Is Bama dead? Can both be true? Find out in a few weeks I guess |
14 |
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The superior orange team |
15 |
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Feel like people are overlooking BYU...but if I start actively saying that, they'll choke a game they shouldn't. The later half of the schedule picks up some steam in terms of SoS if they can hold it together |
16 |
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Introducing the only ranked team Ohio State will face from now until...November......ILLINOIS? |
17 |
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Feels strange to see how consistently good the Cyclones are now. Top tier success remains as that just out of reach goal. Maybe this will be the year... |
18 |
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...So not the most inspiring offensive performance |
19 |
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Already on to SEC play eh? |
20 |
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Mateer is looking good to start, but Michigan is an immediate test to determine how the season will go |
21 |
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Border showdown time |
22 |
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You gave up how many rushing yards??? |
23 |
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Is Utah back? (UCLA isn't) |
24 |
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I'm still putting USC on here. I don't trust that they're just going to be this irrelevant team this season. |
25 |
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One last chance Bama. Prove something or get out (so I can put Vandy here instead) |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 |
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0.00 |
2 |
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0.00 |
3 |
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0.29 |
4 |
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0.00 |
5 |
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0.94 |
6 |
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0.59 |
7 |
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0.00 |
8 |
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0.00 |
9 |
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0.73 |
10 |
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0.12 |
11 |
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0.00 |
12 |
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0.00 |
13 |
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0.00 |
14 |
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0.00 |
15 |
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1.35 |
16 |
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0.00 |
17 |
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0.00 |
18 |
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0.00 |
19 |
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0.00 |
20 |
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0.00 |
21 |
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0.67 |
22 |
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0.00 |
23 |
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0.00 |
24 |
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0.00 |
25 |
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0.00 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
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0.83 |
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0.77 |
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0.08 |
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0.16 |
Total Score: 6.54