Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 3, 2025, 4:04 p.m.
Overall Rationale: 2026 Projected 1st Pick: Sellers? Mateer? Klubnik? BECK?
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Texas put up a good fight, but they had Arch as their QB |
| 2 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Won't be tested until the Oregon game |
| 3 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Won't be tested until the Penn State Game (you're not gonna slip up against Oklahoma State...right?) |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
One more tune-up game and then you're in the thick of your schedule |
| 5 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
This is probably too high for you, but nobody will say I doubted you either |
| 6 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
Sellers. |
| 7 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Hammer head shark looked good. Miami might be in the running once again (you have a defense now...right?) |
| 8 |
LSU Tigers
|
6 of your 9 remaining P4 opponents are ranked, woof |
| 9 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Better game for M than the scoreboard showed. Underwood gets tested against OU next |
| 10 |
Clemson Tigers
|
I'd give your coach a 58 for not being able to adapt to the modern college football landscape and that's being generous |
| 11 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
The independent team schedule is fun when you get to face middling ACC teams, and not so fun when you have to face back to back ranked teams |
| 12 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Well if Arch discovers basic forward passing mechanics, then the Longhorns should be fine... |
| 13 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Is Florida State good after being dogwater? Is Bama dead? Can both be true? Find out in a few weeks I guess |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
The superior orange team |
| 15 |
BYU Cougars
|
Feel like people are overlooking BYU...but if I start actively saying that, they'll choke a game they shouldn't. The later half of the schedule picks up some steam in terms of SoS if they can hold it together |
| 16 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
Introducing the only ranked team Ohio State will face from now until...November......ILLINOIS? |
| 17 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
Feels strange to see how consistently good the Cyclones are now. Top tier success remains as that just out of reach goal. Maybe this will be the year... |
| 18 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
...So not the most inspiring offensive performance |
| 19 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Already on to SEC play eh? |
| 20 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Mateer is looking good to start, but Michigan is an immediate test to determine how the season will go |
| 21 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Border showdown time |
| 22 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
You gave up how many rushing yards??? |
| 23 |
Utah Utes
|
Is Utah back? (UCLA isn't) |
| 24 |
USC Trojans
|
I'm still putting USC on here. I don't trust that they're just going to be this irrelevant team this season. |
| 25 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
One last chance Bama. Prove something or get out (so I can put Vandy here instead) |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.29 |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.94 |
| 6 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
0.59 |
| 7 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.73 |
| 10 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.12 |
| 11 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
BYU Cougars
|
1.35 |
| 16 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.67 |
| 22 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Florida Gators
|
0.83 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.77 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
0.08 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.16 |
Total Score: 6.54