Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 3, 2025, 3:09 p.m.
Overall Rationale: I consume more football than is good for me
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
You have to put them here, even if I don't think it's true |
| 2 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Following the recipe of the last 2 national chamions |
| 3 |
LSU Tigers
|
Truly looked good. I was high on QB this off-season. But do you trust this coach more than Franklin? Maybe not |
| 4 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Known entity |
| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Known entity |
| 6 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Finally looked good, Beck isn't a bum. Quality win ™️ |
| 7 |
Texas Longhorns
|
The only team I'm not overreacting on. They'll be fine, so will Arch. It's on you for submitting to unrealistic Arch hype. |
| 8 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
They don't suck! But was it more them being good or a bama disaster? I'll go former. |
| 9 |
Florida Gators
|
QB hype, we'll learn more against SF |
| 10 |
Clemson Tigers
|
I was never a believer in anyone except Klubnik, wanted to put them lower, but don't want to overreact |
| 11 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
They had a bigger clunker last year and will still be good. Possibly the best coach in cfb. |
| 12 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
This year's rotating good big ten team. There's a drop off starting here |
| 13 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
NIL is good for Tennessee. |
| 14 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
Great coach. Expect them to be better every week. |
| 15 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
Will compete for conference |
| 16 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
They look good?? |
| 17 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
We will know more soon. |
| 18 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Panic is above a 7 |
| 19 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Known entity, could be higher |
| 20 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
#windiana |
| 21 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
NIL is good for Texas A&M |
| 22 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Look sketchy, freshman QB. We'll know more soon |
| 23 |
USC Trojans
|
I haven't sold all my stock in this program yet |
| 24 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
They're better now than when they lost to Colorado |
| 25 |
SMU Mustangs
|
NIL is good for SMU |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.03 |
| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.10 |
| 8 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.24 |
| 9 |
Florida Gators
|
0.85 |
| 10 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.12 |
| 11 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
-0.13 |
| 17 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.39 |
| 18 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
1.33 |
| 19 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
-0.27 |
| 23 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
SMU Mustangs
|
-0.55 |