Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 2, 2025, 12:01 a.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Florida Gators
|
Solidly the best team in the country |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Sayin is legit |
| 3 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Allar is legit |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Kirby is legit |
| 5 |
Oregon Ducks
|
I have literally no idea who plays for this team but they will go 10-2 and make playoffs |
| 6 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
LaNorris Sellers terrifies me. Lamar Jackson level terrified |
| 7 |
LSU Tigers
|
Unfortunately have to rank them this week after they beat LSU |
| 8 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
NIL is powerful |
| 9 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Carson Beck will throw 4 interceptions one of these games. Can't prove it yet. |
| 10 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
QB Power is the only relevant playcall |
| 11 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Oklahoma might be legit this year. Maybe. |
| 12 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
Drunk just looking at this team |
| 13 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
I think I saw Ezekiel Elliot on that O-Line |
| 14 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Dabo washed |
| 15 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
I have literally never heard of this school before today |
| 16 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
I like the school color scheme |
| 17 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
I dislike cheaters but the school color scheme is still cool |
| 18 |
SMU Mustangs
|
Will be ACC merchants, probably make the playoffs and get embarrassed again. We should've kept them with the death penalty. Have significant vitriol for this school. |
| 19 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
2-0 is better than 1-0 |
| 20 |
USF Bulls
|
Idk man I saw a highlight clip of their QB running and he looked pretty good |
| 21 |
Auburn Tigers
|
It just means more |
| 22 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
It just means more |
| 23 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Arch Manning is fraudulent |
| 24 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
It just means more |
| 25 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
Killed Belichick |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Florida Gators
|
2.35 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
0.59 |
| 7 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
2.89 |
| 9 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
-0.07 |
| 10 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
2.16 |
| 11 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
1.84 |
| 12 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
8.93 |
| 17 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
-0.04 |
| 20 |
USF Bulls
|
0.45 |
| 21 |
Auburn Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
-0.14 |
| 23 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-0.88 |
| 24 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.90 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
1.00 |
Utah Utes
|
0.31 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.31 |
Total Score: 22.84