Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 2, 2025, 12:09 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Vibes only this year. I respect Ohio State–Texas and Notre Dame–Miami as genuine top-ten games, but LSU-Clemson is two teams that haven't finished top ten in the AP since 2020. What are we doing here? Oregon beating the brakes off Montana State is low-key one of the more impressive wins of Week 1. I honestly have no idea what to make of FSU and TCU's wins, but for now I'm cautiously optimistic that we're in for a fun season from both. Alex Golesh is gonna lead South Florida to the promised land this year. I also kinda...think Brent Brennan might do the same for Arizona? I refuse to cast a vote for either Mizzou or Indiana until one of them beats a real football team. I don't really know what I'm doing, but in my defense neither does anybody else. Football is BACK and I have never felt more alive.
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.55 |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.81 |
| 6 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.54 |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
1.61 |
| 11 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.13 |
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.06 |
| 13 |
USF Bulls
|
2.56 |
| 14 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
2.54 |
| 16 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
|
0.55 |
| 18 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.32 |
| 20 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
2.41 |
| 21 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
-1.24 |
| 22 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
-0.58 |
| 23 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
-0.64 |
| 24 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
-0.65 |
| 25 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Florida Gators
|
0.83 |
Utah Utes
|
0.31 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.31 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.37 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.28 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.16 |
Total Score: 17.42