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Lefunnymaymays4lief Ballot for 2025 Week 2

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 1, 2025, 10:04 p.m.

Overall Rationale: sadge.

Rank Team Reason
1 Ohio State Buckeyes They’re the new evil empire aren’t they
2 Penn State Nittany Lions Opener didn’t show me much but they’re still loaded
3 Georgia Bulldogs Opener didn’t show me much but they’re still loaded
4 Miami Hurricanes Two looney tunes acme inc ass plays + Rueben Bain and their OL being superhumans and now they’re the ACC frontrunner. Stupid ass sport
5 LSU Tigers The Kelly signature collapse is inevitable. But I guess they looked pretty complete on Saturday
6 Oregon Ducks Moore looks fantastic, but need to see him in conference play
7 South Carolina Gamecocks Sellers is gonna single handedly carry them to 10 wins, minimum
8 Arizona State Sun Devils Bit of a wonky start but they look as advertised so far
9 Illinois Fighting Illini If this keeps up they’re not staying at 9.
10 Iowa State Cyclones 1/6th of their season’s complete and they already look like they’re on their way to a BXII title rematch
11 Florida Gators Apparently Long Island has more than hot dogs. That is my main takeaway from their game
12 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Fuck. If you told me beforehand Carr had the game he had I’d have told you ND blew them out. Questions thought to have been answered are now gaping holes. What’s even going on
13 Texas Longhorns Defense, back 7 in particular looks as advertised. Arch and the rest of the offense did not.
14 Clemson Tigers Same as Texas but Cade looked a little better than Arch did, however he was much more let down by Riley than than Arch was by Sark
15 Florida State Seminoles HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW I’M LAUGHIN TO THE BANK LIKE HAW HAW HAW I’M LAUGHIN AT THESE LAMES LIKE HAW HAW HAW
16 Texas Tech Red Raiders Transfers looked pretty good!
17 Louisville Cardinals Transfers looked pretty good!
18 Oklahoma Sooners Transfers looked pretty good!
19 USC Trojans USC was once down 3-0 against Missouri State #FraudWatch
20 Texas A&M Aggies Still like Elko and the talent but if they don’t fix the inside run defense (and assuming Mike Denbrock is able to remove his head from his own ass) Love and Price will murder them
21 SMU Mustangs Should be perhaps a little scared that the ACC looks way deeper this season but things look alright for them atm
22 Indiana Hoosiers Almost wanted to unrank them but Mendoza can still clean this up, plus their non-con schedule is SO cheeks that they can work out kinks for a while before they get to conference play
23 Auburn Tigers Turns out the grass is actually greener on the other side!
24 Tennessee Volunteers Aguilar is actually a perfect fit for the Tennessee meme offense
25 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Haynes King got that STING in em

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