Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 1, 2025, 10:04 p.m.
Overall Rationale: sadge.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 |
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They’re the new evil empire aren’t they |
2 |
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Opener didn’t show me much but they’re still loaded |
3 |
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Opener didn’t show me much but they’re still loaded |
4 |
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Two looney tunes acme inc ass plays + Rueben Bain and their OL being superhumans and now they’re the ACC frontrunner. Stupid ass sport |
5 |
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The Kelly signature collapse is inevitable. But I guess they looked pretty complete on Saturday |
6 |
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Moore looks fantastic, but need to see him in conference play |
7 |
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Sellers is gonna single handedly carry them to 10 wins, minimum |
8 |
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Bit of a wonky start but they look as advertised so far |
9 |
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If this keeps up they’re not staying at 9. |
10 |
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1/6th of their season’s complete and they already look like they’re on their way to a BXII title rematch |
11 |
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Apparently Long Island has more than hot dogs. That is my main takeaway from their game |
12 |
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Fuck. If you told me beforehand Carr had the game he had I’d have told you ND blew them out. Questions thought to have been answered are now gaping holes. What’s even going on |
13 |
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Defense, back 7 in particular looks as advertised. Arch and the rest of the offense did not. |
14 |
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Same as Texas but Cade looked a little better than Arch did, however he was much more let down by Riley than than Arch was by Sark |
15 |
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HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW I’M LAUGHIN TO THE BANK LIKE HAW HAW HAW I’M LAUGHIN AT THESE LAMES LIKE HAW HAW HAW |
16 |
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Transfers looked pretty good! |
17 |
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Transfers looked pretty good! |
18 |
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Transfers looked pretty good! |
19 |
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USC was once down 3-0 against Missouri State #FraudWatch |
20 |
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Still like Elko and the talent but if they don’t fix the inside run defense (and assuming Mike Denbrock is able to remove his head from his own ass) Love and Price will murder them |
21 |
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Should be perhaps a little scared that the ACC looks way deeper this season but things look alright for them atm |
22 |
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Almost wanted to unrank them but Mendoza can still clean this up, plus their non-con schedule is SO cheeks that they can work out kinks for a while before they get to conference play |
23 |
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Turns out the grass is actually greener on the other side! |
24 |
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Aguilar is actually a perfect fit for the Tennessee meme offense |
25 |
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Haynes King got that STING in em |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 |
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0.00 |
2 |
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0.00 |
3 |
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0.00 |
4 |
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0.00 |
5 |
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0.00 |
6 |
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0.00 |
7 |
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0.37 |
8 |
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0.43 |
9 |
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0.35 |
10 |
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0.05 |
11 |
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0.48 |
12 |
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0.00 |
13 |
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0.00 |
14 |
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0.00 |
15 |
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0.00 |
16 |
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0.87 |
17 |
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1.81 |
18 |
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0.15 |
19 |
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0.57 |
20 |
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0.00 |
21 |
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0.00 |
22 |
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0.00 |
23 |
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0.00 |
24 |
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-0.65 |
25 |
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0.00 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
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1.03 |
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0.81 |
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0.31 |
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0.08 |
Total Score: 7.96