Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Dec. 9, 2024, 11:56 p.m.
Overall Rationale: 12 team playoffs baby!!!
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Oregon Ducks | Playoffs! Thank you football gods for James Franklin! |
2 | Boise State Broncos | Playoffs! Thank you football gods for Ashton (Heisman pls) Jeanty! |
3 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Playoffs! Thank you football gods for not letting that NIU loss drag the Fighting Irish down!...seriously fucking NIU how do you shape up so well after dropping a game to NIU??? |
4 | Georgia Bulldogs | Playoffs! Thank you football gods for possibly giving the Bulldogs the Bama 'Hurts to Tua' experience! |
5 | Texas Longhorns | Playoffs! Thank you football gods for such an easy schedule where we can ignore the losses to Georgia! |
6 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Playoffs! Thank you football gods for letting us in despite being unable to beat Michigan or top tier opponents not named Penn State! |
7 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Lmao! Uh, I mean, Playoffs! Thank you football gods for uh ummm not getting our hopes up too high for our first playoff game! |
8 | Indiana Hoosiers | Playoffs! Thank you football gods for such an easy schedule that makes Texas's schedule look like an NFL slate! |
9 | Tennessee Volunteers | Playoffs! Thank you football gods for the "bye" week since trying to win your championship game for a playoff bye is redundant. |
10 | Arizona State Sun Devils | Playoffs! Thank you football gods for Cameron Skattebo and being predicted to finish last in the Big12! |
11 | Clemson Tigers | Playoffs! Thank you football gods for not letting South Carolina sink our season! |
12 | SMU Mustangs | Playoffs! Thank you football gods for the CFB committee not pulling a 2023 FSU and making the correct choice of not punishing a team for playing in a conference championship game while also rewarding a 3 loss team for not playing said game. |
13 | Iowa State Cyclones | 10 wins! The later L's of the season sting and losing your chance at the playoffs stings a bit more, but hold your head high! |
14 | South Carolina Gamecocks | Couldn't even sink Clemson's playoff dreams smh. Now don't disappoint us for your 2025 season Gamecocks |
15 | Miami Hurricanes | Maybe get more talent outside of renting a top tier QB for 1 season. Seriously with that schedule, how the hell did SMU make the playoffs before you lol. |
16 | Ole Miss Rebels | Just think, if you faked a few more injuries you surely would have made the playoffs! |
17 | Army West Point | If the playoffs was 13 teams, you'd be my 13th reason...wait- |
18 | BYU Cougars | Maybe if you win your non-conference conference bowl game, the CFB committee will take a second look at putting you in the Big12 Championship game! |
19 | Alabama Crimson Tide | HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NO POINT IN MAKING A TOUGH SCHEDULE? CUPCAKE TEAMS?? THE PLAYOFFS IS RUINED WITHOUT US???AHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH IF ONLY WE COULD PLAY MERCER EVERY WEEK AND NOT SPOOKY SCARY 6-6 VANDY AND OKLAHOMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
20 | Colorado Buffaloes | Those bowl tie-in deals sure are odd. Oh well, time to see your stars (and Shilo) play one more time. |
21 | UNLV Rebels | You did your best to contain Ashton Jeanty the first matchup, but it was futile in the rematch. |
22 | Illinois Fighting Illini | Just chilling, loving life, enjoying the season. And you get South Carolina for your bowl game! |
23 | Memphis Tigers | Would have liked to see Memphis in to face Army, oh well. One last ride against the Mountaineers! |
24 | Syracuse Orange | Syracuse against Wazzu: Who will have more players sit/transfer out? Find out next time in the 'Skeletal remains of 2 lower-end, but having an above average year, teams that were picked apart because NIL is doing these teams more harm than good' Bowl! |
25 | Duke Blue Devils | Whew, you drew Ole Miss? You went on a good stretch to close out the season so maybe it carries on? |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
2 | Boise State Broncos | 0.83 |
3 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
4 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
5 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
6 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
7 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
8 | Indiana Hoosiers | 0.00 |
9 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
10 | Arizona State Sun Devils | 0.00 |
11 | Clemson Tigers | 0.21 |
12 | SMU Mustangs | 0.00 |
13 | Iowa State Cyclones | 1.16 |
14 | South Carolina Gamecocks | 0.00 |
15 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
16 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
17 | Army West Point | 0.00 |
18 | BYU Cougars | 0.00 |
19 | Alabama Crimson Tide | -0.63 |
20 | Colorado Buffaloes | 0.00 |
21 | UNLV Rebels | 0.10 |
22 | Illinois Fighting Illini | 0.00 |
23 | Memphis Tigers | 0.00 |
24 | Syracuse Orange | 0.00 |
25 | Duke Blue Devils | 0.00 |