Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 26, 2024, 12:03 a.m.
Overall Rationale: SEC fanbase vs Indiana fanbase week was a showdown for the ages!
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Oregon Ducks | 8 straight weeks of conference play is pretty crazy. Hope the very late bye week helps out for the playoff road ahead. |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Come on, Buckeyes! If you blowout a cinderella team, it's no longer a quality win! Those are the rules!! |
3 | Texas Longhorns | Texas A&M keeps dropping the ball, turning this from one of the most anticipated matchups of the final season, to ehhh. |
4 | Boise State Broncos | Boise State invoking all their devil magic to make sure Ashton Jeanty stays alive long enough to carry this team into the playoffs. |
5 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Gophers give you a bit of trouble? |
6 | SMU Mustangs | neeeiiigh whee-hee-hee pffrrr snrrrtt hrrrrrr fffff. These were the sounds ChatGPT told me a Mustang makes |
7 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | You killed both troops teams? Your team has now been cursed! CURSED HEAR YE! |
8 | Miami Hurricanes | You played a complete game? Huh, weird. |
9 | Georgia Bulldogs | Congrats Georgia! You get to play in the SEC Championship game!!...why aren't you excited?! |
10 | Indiana Hoosiers | Imagine if your special teams wasn't horrible; you'd only lose by 2 touchdowns! |
11 | Clemson Tigers | Just when I think I'm down with them, they pull me back in! |
12 | Tennessee Volunteers | Nobody had a better weekend than Tennessee fans. |
13 | Iowa State Cyclones | Remember when you were a really good team and you kind of just coasted the past few weeks? |
14 | Arizona State Sun Devils | If Ashton Jeanty wasn't already number 1 in my heart, Cameron Skattebo would take it. |
15 | Ole Miss Rebels | FLORIDA???? BETTER WATCH OUT THAT MISSISSIPPI STATE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING! |
16 | South Carolina Gamecocks | A season of ups and down. Just flipping one of those close losses could have made this season even better. Now, you can close out against Clemson and not lose a heartbreaker right? |
17 | BYU Cougars | Oh we're just gonna not be good anymore, is that right? |
18 | Alabama Crimson Tide | OKLAHOMA?? BLOWOUT???? HAHAHAHA LMAOOOOOOO |
19 | Colorado Buffaloes | Look at the bright side Colorado: Your heisman """favorite""" got a lot more snaps which is gonna really increase his chances!! |
20 | Army West Point | Don't worry, I've cursed Notre Dame to be damned when the playoffs start for what they did to you...what's that?...they're gonna choke in the playoffs regardless....because they're Notre Dame?...damn you're right |
21 | UNLV Rebels | 11/20 and 4/22 passing? Not even Anthony Richardson could hope of such statlines! |
22 | Illinois Fighting Illini | "I'm just happy to be here!" |
23 | Tulane Green Wave | Oh you haven't faced Memphis yet? You can stay on my rankings again this week. |
24 | Memphis Tigers | And I'm still not ranking Missouri! |
25 | Texas A&M Aggies | AUBURN??? YOU'RE MAKING ME CONSIDER PUTTING MISSOURI HERE FOR CHRIST SAKE!! |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
3 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
4 | Boise State Broncos | 1.09 |
5 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
6 | SMU Mustangs | 0.03 |
7 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | -0.05 |
8 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
9 | Georgia Bulldogs | -0.22 |
10 | Indiana Hoosiers | 0.00 |
11 | Clemson Tigers | 0.21 |
12 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
13 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.48 |
14 | Arizona State Sun Devils | 0.00 |
15 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
16 | South Carolina Gamecocks | 0.00 |
17 | BYU Cougars | 0.00 |
18 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
19 | Colorado Buffaloes | 1.26 |
20 | Army West Point | 0.00 |
21 | UNLV Rebels | 0.00 |
22 | Illinois Fighting Illini | 0.00 |
23 | Tulane Green Wave | -0.62 |
24 | Memphis Tigers | 0.00 |
25 | Texas A&M Aggies | -0.64 |