Noy_Telinu Ballot for 2024 Week 14
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 24, 2024, 1:48 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Grouped by losses. For now. Next week is grouping by wins. Only ranked if you can possibly get into the playoffs. Except the last 5 since I ran out of teams. The last 5 are just teams that have 3 losses that are ranked.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Only undefeated team left |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Looks like the best team in the country. |
| 3 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Schedule smedule, win big and dominantly. |
| 4 |
SMU Mustangs
|
Undefeated in ACC |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Somehow only has 1 loss |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Played Ohio State better? |
| 7 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Texas beat nobody either |
| 8 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Would be funny if they lost next week. |
| 9 |
Boise State Broncos
|
STOP SCARING ME YOU SMURFS |
| 10 |
Army West Point
|
Really shitty schedule, but... I got nothing. Shouldn't be here at all, but, well, only 1 loss? Ehhhh... |
| 11 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Somehow, Georgia is back in the SEC title game |
| 12 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
The biggest winners today |
| 13 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
THE DESERT IS SPOOKY FOR-EV-ER |
| 14 |
BYU Cougars
|
ONE YARD SHORT |
| 15 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
How the hell are you alive? |
| 16 |
Clemson Tigers
|
I mean, IF Miami loses vs Syracuse and IF you beat SMU... Clemson is still alive. |
| 17 |
UNLV Rebels
|
Holy shit you are alive. Beat Nevada and Boise State and you are in maybe? Do you need Army to lose? |
| 18 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Beat Army and pray |
| 19 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Beat Texas AND Georgia and you are in. Yeah. Good luck. |
| 20 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
Can somehow get into the playoffs with a bit of luck |
| 21 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
Needs a FUCK ton of luck but it is POSSIBLE for them to make it. |
| 22 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
Seriously got lucky. But the BIG is BIG and all. No playoffs for you though. |
| 23 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
Not making the playoffs but DAMN you should sue Bad South Carolina. |
| 24 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Should have gone with Ackbar as a mascot |
| 25 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Someone has to go here |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.27 |
| 4 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.90 |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.90 |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-2.12 |
| 9 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Army West Point
|
2.19 |
| 11 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-1.12 |
| 12 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.23 |
| 15 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Clemson Tigers
|
-0.22 |
| 17 |
UNLV Rebels
|
0.85 |
| 18 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
0.83 |
| 21 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
-1.52 |
| 24 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
-1.12 |
| 25 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
Alabama Crimson Tide