Ch-i-ef Ballot for 2024 Week 13
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 19, 2024, 1:15 a.m.
Overall Rationale: honk mimimimimmi
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Oregon Ducks
|
It was never going to be easy for the Ducks, facing back to back teams with the name UW! |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
GotW time! |
| 3 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
GotW time! (Please, at the very least, be competitive.) |
| 4 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Every time I look at your SoS, I die a little bit more. |
| 5 |
Boise State Broncos
|
I did predict San Jose State would give you one of the biggest challenges of the season + an absolutely not 100% healthy Ashton Deanty, but you're still pulling it off! |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Hate to break the news to you, but you will have to face a *ranked* team when the playoffs start. James Franklin knows that right? |
| 7 |
SMU Mustangs
|
You can close out against Virginia and Cal...right? |
| 8 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
I'm going to go against the narrative that there's a bunch of top-end SEC teams this year and say everyone of you is semi-shit and cluttering the rankings. |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
You won't murder the (ranked) troops a SECOND time, right? |
| 10 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Playing an actually complete game against ranked Tennessee because...whatever man. |
| 11 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Georgia Tech lol. Still can't get over that. |
| 12 |
BYU Cougars
|
Not the first Big12 darling to fall to Kansas this season. |
| 13 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
Okay Kansas you have the chance to do the funniest thing a THIRD week in a row! |
| 14 |
Army West Point
|
God bless the troops (you'll need it against Notre Dame) |
| 15 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Weakest Georgia team in over 3 years and you do...that. |
| 16 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Cough cough erugh pff pffft hck euuugh what the hell did I watch?? |
| 17 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
(Don't blow it against Auburn right before your biggest game.) |
| 18 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Surely it's a cake-walk for you these last 2 games. |
| 19 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
The Kansas loss isn't...AS bad as most of us believed, just somewhat! |
| 20 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
What a season! |
| 21 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
What could have been for your season... |
| 22 |
Washington State Cougars
|
NEW MEXICO??? |
| 23 |
UNLV Rebels
|
Don't fold against a decent SJSU team just because I'm ranking you again! |
| 24 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Tulane vs Memphis: Winner stays on my rankings next week. |
| 25 |
Memphis Tigers
|
AND I'M NOT RANKING MISSOURI!!! |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.97 |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.41 |
| 8 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
1.04 |
| 14 |
Army West Point
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-1.92 |
| 19 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.09 |
| 20 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
-0.03 |
| 22 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.57 |
| 23 |
UNLV Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
-0.56 |
| 25 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.00 |
Kansas State Wildcats