Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 4, 2024, 8:41 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Indiana Supremacy
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Oregon Ducks | Should be smooth sailing for the rest of your schedule. Maybe rival Washington for the season closer keeps it interesting? |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Ryan Day is like the Zac Taylor of CFB |
3 | Indiana Hoosiers | Got scored on in the first quarter AND was actually losing to an opponent for like 5 minutes?? You'll be lucky if the Playoff Committee doesn't put you in the 20's for that one buddy! |
4 | Georgia Bulldogs | ...Maybe it's time to talk about your QB """Situation"""? |
5 | Miami Hurricanes | Cam Ward (the rest of the team will make sure you lost in a barn burner of a game in the first round of the playoffs) |
6 | Texas Longhorns | Dang it A&M, you're ruining the Longhorn's SOS!! |
7 | BYU Cougars | The shell of Utah is next, but it's a rivalry, so you never know! |
8 | Boise State Broncos | Defenses completely selling out to stop Ashton Deanty to the point where they forget what a "Pass Defense" is and still lose easily? I know Brett McMurphy is feeling himself right now. |
9 | Penn State Nittany Lions | James Franklin is like the Doug Pederson of CFB (without the achievements) |
10 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Well A&M and Navy might not be that great, but that Louisville win looks better to pair with that stellar 'quality loss' you have! |
11 | SMU Mustangs | SMU is paying to be in a conference and they just might be fighting to go to its championship game the first year, lmao. |
12 | Tennessee Volunteers | Why can't anyone be normal facing Kentucky or South Carolina??? |
13 | Army West Point | Now this is the football I expected. None of this woke 'passing the ball' stuff! |
14 | Washington State Cougars | Are you good enough to be #14? Probably not. Are there really any other teams who can say they belong here and above consistently? Definitely not! |
15 | Colorado Buffaloes | Just keep winning and a little bit of chaos = A chance at the Big12 championship? Quite a ways you've climbed. |
16 | Iowa State Cyclones | There's the Iowa State we all know! |
17 | LSU Tigers | Time to bring in to Death Valley a serious contender in the SEC, who has a ranked win, and kept it competitive in their close losses to ranked teams. That's right: I'm talking about Vanderbilt in 3 weeks. Oh, and you have Bama and Florida before then. |
18 | Ole Miss Rebels | You either obliterate teams or roll around in your own piss. Please be consistent. At least you have...Georgia this week to keep the train rolling! |
19 | Louisville Cardinals | ...so are you good or decent or...? |
20 | Clemson Tigers | Is this a 'Clemsoning' moment? Are we bringing that back? Did you 'Clemson' it? Did I do that right? |
21 | Vanderbilt Commodores | The most bipolar team in the SEC takes on the biggest Cinderella team in the SEC, with SEC Shorts in attendance? This is where dreams are made. (Please don't drop the ball.) |
22 | Texas A&M Aggies | Battered Aggie Syndrome is real eh? |
23 | Alabama Crimson Tide | I KNOW that the Playoff Committee is gonna be ranking Missouri just for lil ol Bama because you're sooo ✨✨✨ SPECIAL ✨✨✨ |
24 | Pittsburgh Panthers | There's the Pitt we all know! (Took a bit longer for the collapse to happen that I expected though! Almost thought you were a top team for a bit there!) |
25 | Kansas State Wildcats | ...Houston? ...Well I'm not putting Missouri here so you can sit tight in the polls for now. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.17 |
3 | Indiana Hoosiers | 0.20 |
4 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
5 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
6 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
7 | BYU Cougars | 0.00 |
8 | Boise State Broncos | 0.46 |
9 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
10 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
11 | SMU Mustangs | 0.00 |
12 | Tennessee Volunteers | -0.06 |
13 | Army West Point | 0.03 |
14 | Washington State Cougars | 0.72 |
15 | Colorado Buffaloes | 1.95 |
16 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.00 |
17 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
18 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
19 | Louisville Cardinals | 1.04 |
20 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
21 | Vanderbilt Commodores | 1.31 |
22 | Texas A&M Aggies | -0.83 |
23 | Alabama Crimson Tide | -2.02 |
24 | Pittsburgh Panthers | -0.27 |
25 | Kansas State Wildcats | -0.40 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 9.47