xX_GIGA_MAN_Xx Ballot for 2024 Week 11
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 3, 2024, 12:41 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Another successful poll by the greatest mind this world has ever created.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Bye week? oh wait they played Michigan. Either way they stay here. |
| 2 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Defense looks shaky but at this point in the season they earned this spot by being undefeated in a P4 conference. |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
If Lagway didn't get injured you would be in real trouble. Offense looks terrible right now. Beck is nuking his draft stock every week. |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
You are to Penn State what Faker is to the LPL. The widest river, the highest peak. The beginning and end of every dream. |
| 5 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Bye week, nothing going on here. |
| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Beat Michigan and i'll make OSU - IU a top 5 matchup |
| 7 |
BYU Cougars
|
Bye week, nothing going on here. |
| 8 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
You're really just never gonna do it, are you? |
| 9 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Teams might be ruining Jeanty's Heisman hopes with their shenanigans, but you seem fine regardless. And also they only hold him to ~150/yds/game so its fine either way. |
| 10 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
The people told me that the score didn't represent the game so i'm gonna believe what I saw on the internet and say that Tennessee is actually a very good team and Kentucky is awful and dogshit (please kentucky take neal brown please god i can't take it anymore) |
| 11 |
SMU Mustangs
|
THANK YOU GOD FUCKING HELL THANK YOU THEY DIDN'T FUCKING PLAY ANYONE GOOD JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU OIL BILLIONARES THANK YOU |
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Smoked Ham. |
| 13 |
Army West Point
|
God Bless America |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Bye week, nothing going on here |
| 15 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
Texas Tech might actually be pretty good, but you might've thrown away the B12's shot at being a multi-bid league in the playoffs this year |
| 16 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Bye week, nothing going on here |
| 17 |
LSU Tigers
|
Bye week, nothing going on here. |
| 18 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Ah it was only a matter of time until this happened. Now we wait for Miami.... |
| 19 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
Bye week, nothing going on here |
| 20 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
???? alright sure why not let the cocks win for some reason. Make the SEC look deeper. |
| 21 |
Washington State Cougars
|
Bye week, nothing going on here |
| 22 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
If that kicker misses that field goal in week 1 you've already been ranked for a while. |
| 23 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
How the hell do you lose to HOUSTON??? (please don't look at WVU last year) |
| 24 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Perhaps you will keep winning and give neal brown his 20th loss to a ranked team. we shall see then. |
| 25 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Ok now I guess i'll rank you, didn't really understand why people were doing it earlier in the season. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.37 |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.18 |
| 10 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.47 |
| 13 |
Army West Point
|
0.03 |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-0.78 |
| 15 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-0.10 |
| 17 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
0.41 |
| 20 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
-0.22 |
| 21 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
3.16 |
| 23 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
1.14 |
| 25 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
Vanderbilt Commodores