Noy_Telinu Ballot for 2024 Week 11
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 2, 2024, 11:54 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Tiered ranking. Losses first, conference second, with HTH considered when able. P2 > Big 12 ACC > G6 . Notre Dame is somewhere in that mess, depends on vibes I guess. I mean it is a way to make these rankings objective, even though they are super subjective.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Blew out Nebraska who almost got Ohio State who Oregon barely beat. Which means UCLA = Ohio State? LOLZ, no. |
| 2 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Ducks are so glad that they do not face a team in the desert. |
| 3 |
BYU Cougars
|
Big 12's last hope |
| 4 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Last remaining undefeated ACC team |
| 5 |
Army West Point
|
The better Service academy after all |
| 6 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Ohio State fans stop being stupid for one week |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Yeesh, cursed team. But, not out of the playoffs so... |
| 8 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
That was close, but still beat the team that beat Georgia |
| 9 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Won the HTH over Texas |
| 10 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Their rivals may not be that good after all |
| 11 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Maybe Louisville is their best win now? Shit. |
| 12 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
Still controls own destiny |
| 13 |
SMU Mustangs
|
Pony Express is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK |
| 14 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
Ate Shit, can still make it in the Playoff |
| 15 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Best G5 team by far |
| 16 |
Washington State Cougars
|
That Aztecs game really showed how far apart these teams are |
| 17 |
Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns
|
Can spoil things if Boise State loses somehow |
| 18 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Ranking the SEC is a headache, so, uh, Aggies on top of the 2 loss group. |
| 19 |
LSU Tigers
|
Won more SEC games than those below them, so... |
| 20 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Got what you wanted, Kiffin |
| 21 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
LOSE AGAIN PLEASE |
| 22 |
Missouri Tigers
|
So many teams have lost too much to keep them out |
| 23 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
Needs Colorado to lose to make the champ game. Yeah, despite winning the HTH. Way to go K-State. |
| 24 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
Can make the Big 12 champ game by winning out and having K-State win out, despite losing to them LOLZ |
| 25 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
Can make things messy with K-state AND BYU on schedule. CAUSE CHAOS! |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.96 |
| 2 |
Oregon Ducks
|
-0.12 |
| 3 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.32 |
| 4 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Army West Point
|
1.65 |
| 6 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-0.57 |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-0.91 |
| 10 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-0.66 |
| 11 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.41 |
| 13 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.62 |
| 15 |
Boise State Broncos
|
-0.01 |
| 16 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.17 |
| 17 |
Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns
|
5.91 |
| 18 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
-0.15 |
| 21 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-1.47 |
| 22 |
Missouri Tigers
|
1.77 |
| 23 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
-0.02 |
| 25 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.01 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Clemson Tigers
|
0.94 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.11 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.13 |
Total Score: 16.91