Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 27, 2024, 1:29 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Another successful poll
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Oregon Ducks | An absolute dismantling of the illini gives Oregon the #1 spot for another week. Very possible they keep this until the B1G Championship game. |
2 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Standard win over Wisconsin. No reason to be lower, no reason to be higher. |
3 | Georgia Bulldogs | Bye week, nothing happening here. |
4 | Miami Hurricanes | FSU is actually bad this year, huh? |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | A close game against Nebraska. Either a bad sign for the buckeyes, or a good one for the huskers. Will probably see next week against Penn State |
6 | Texas Longhorns | Vanderbilt might be good. The SEC might have no bottom feeders. may god have mercy upon us all. |
7 | BYU Cougars | That game really wasn't as close as the score showed. Bumps them ahead of ISU for #1 in the B12. |
8 | Iowa State Cyclones | Bye week, nothing going on here. |
9 | Indiana Hoosiers | WHY DO THEY GET CIGNETTI AND WE GET FUCKING NEAL BROWN. IM SO FUCKIGN MAD ALL THE TIME |
10 | Texas A&M Aggies | The lone star showdown is going to feed us for generations. |
11 | Clemson Tigers | Bye week, nothing going on here |
12 | Tennessee Volunteers | Bye week, nothing going on here. |
13 | Boise State Broncos | Ashton Jeanty with a (somehow) meager ~130 rushing yards still pulls Boise State to a win. Anyone who says he is not the frontrunner for the Heisman has an agenda they're pushing. |
14 | Alabama Crimson Tide | A thorough dismantling of Mizzou might regain a slight amount of trust in DeBoer. Still might not make the playoffs, but still a good win to potentially build off of into the end of the regular season. |
15 | Kansas State Wildcats | I know its a rivalry game and all but you really shouldn't be playing Kansas that close. Pretty Concerning. |
16 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Beat Navy so bad McCarthy rose from the grave to accuse the entire football team of being communists. |
17 | Ole Miss Rebels | They are going to get destroyed by Georgia. |
18 | SMU Mustangs | Got really lucky. Please win your next game. |
19 | Pittsburgh Panthers | Please lose your next game. |
20 | Army West Point | Bye week. God Bless America. |
21 | LSU Tigers | Not really all that good of a showing this week. Very concerning for the rest of the season. With a pretty strong schedule going into the last 4 games of SEC play, their SEC Championship berth is very much in doubt. |
22 | Colorado Buffaloes | GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THEY MADE IT AND ITS JUSTIFIED. FUCK. Actually a pretty good team, but the discipline issues are something to watch. Could potentially catch up to them |
23 | Illinois Fighting Illini | Not really gonna hold it to you for losing to the #1 and #2 teams in the country as your only losses. You can stay here for now. |
24 | Washington State Cougars | A good comeback win. 7-1 with your only loss to #13 Boise State, with 2 P4 wins, deserving of a spot in the top 25. |
25 | Memphis Tigers | My homer pick from the beginning of the season returns. Only 1 loss to Army, which somehow looks better by the week. Need Boise State to falter, but sneaking up back on the G5 champion playoff slot. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
2 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
3 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
4 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
6 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
7 | BYU Cougars | 0.00 |
8 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.00 |
9 | Indiana Hoosiers | 0.00 |
10 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.00 |
11 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
12 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
13 | Boise State Broncos | 0.03 |
14 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
15 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.00 |
16 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | -0.80 |
17 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.15 |
18 | SMU Mustangs | 0.00 |
19 | Pittsburgh Panthers | -0.42 |
20 | Army West Point | 0.00 |
21 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
22 | Colorado Buffaloes | 0.00 |
23 | Illinois Fighting Illini | 0.00 |
24 | Washington State Cougars | -0.19 |
25 | Memphis Tigers | 0.00 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 1.59