Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 27, 2024, 10:09 a.m.
Overall Rationale: A squirrel ran up onto my shoulder and planted a little smooch on my cheek before whispering in my ear this order for the college football top 25
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 |
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Embarrassed a good Illinois team |
2 |
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😴 |
3 |
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Killed the impossibly slim chances for FSU to make a bowl game |
4 |
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Closer than expected vs Wisconsin |
5 |
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Barely held off Vanderbilt |
6 |
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Closer than expected against a decent Nebraska |
7 |
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Demolished a good Navy, those commie bastards |
8 |
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Beat up Washington |
9 |
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Arguably the most important game of their season, Reed dominated when he came in. |
10 |
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😴 |
11 |
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😴 |
12 |
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😴 |
13 |
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Close wins are still wins, worrying against UCF but I think they’re better than people give them credit for |
14 |
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Huge win over Syracuse that’ll be overlooked |
15 |
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Also really important W over Duke that’ll be too underrated |
16 |
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Rivalry W is always great regardless of how it’s done |
17 |
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Big win over UNLV to pretty well establish themselves at the front of the MW |
18 |
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Not a team I’m thrilled with ranking but at this point they’re the most deserving. I actually like Deion, I just don’t think they’re as good as their record suggests, but I’m happy to be proven wrong |
19 |
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Loser State University |
20 |
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Close one over a bad San Diego St |
21 |
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😴 |
22 |
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😴 |
23 |
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I don’t love this team but they replace Mizzou effectively |
24 |
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Someone has to be ranked here |
25 |
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I’m really not sure how to feel about this team but Like I keep saying this week, I’ve got to rank someone |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 |
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0.00 |
2 |
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0.00 |
3 |
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0.18 |
4 |
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0.00 |
5 |
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0.07 |
6 |
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0.00 |
7 |
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0.22 |
8 |
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0.00 |
9 |
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0.00 |
10 |
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0.00 |
11 |
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0.00 |
12 |
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0.00 |
13 |
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-0.57 |
14 |
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0.00 |
15 |
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0.19 |
16 |
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0.00 |
17 |
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0.00 |
18 |
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1.96 |
19 |
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0.00 |
20 |
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0.00 |
21 |
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0.00 |
22 |
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2.87 |
23 |
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-1.04 |
24 |
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-0.20 |
25 |
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0.10 |