Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 27, 2024, 10:09 a.m.
Overall Rationale: A squirrel ran up onto my shoulder and planted a little smooch on my cheek before whispering in my ear this order for the college football top 25
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Oregon Ducks | Embarrassed a good Illinois team |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | 😴 |
3 | Miami Hurricanes | Killed the impossibly slim chances for FSU to make a bowl game |
4 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Closer than expected vs Wisconsin |
5 | Texas Longhorns | Barely held off Vanderbilt |
6 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Closer than expected against a decent Nebraska |
7 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Demolished a good Navy, those commie bastards |
8 | Indiana Hoosiers | Beat up Washington |
9 | Texas A&M Aggies | Arguably the most important game of their season, Reed dominated when he came in. |
10 | Clemson Tigers | 😴 |
11 | Iowa State Cyclones | 😴 |
12 | Tennessee Volunteers | 😴 |
13 | BYU Cougars | Close wins are still wins, worrying against UCF but I think they’re better than people give them credit for |
14 | Pittsburgh Panthers | Huge win over Syracuse that’ll be overlooked |
15 | SMU Mustangs | Also really important W over Duke that’ll be too underrated |
16 | Kansas State Wildcats | Rivalry W is always great regardless of how it’s done |
17 | Boise State Broncos | Big win over UNLV to pretty well establish themselves at the front of the MW |
18 | Colorado Buffaloes | Not a team I’m thrilled with ranking but at this point they’re the most deserving. I actually like Deion, I just don’t think they’re as good as their record suggests, but I’m happy to be proven wrong |
19 | LSU Tigers | Loser State University |
20 | Washington State Cougars | Close one over a bad San Diego St |
21 | Army West Point | 😴 |
22 | Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns | 😴 |
23 | Alabama Crimson Tide | I don’t love this team but they replace Mizzou effectively |
24 | Ole Miss Rebels | Someone has to be ranked here |
25 | Virginia Tech Hokies | I’m really not sure how to feel about this team but Like I keep saying this week, I’ve got to rank someone |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
3 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.18 |
4 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
5 | Texas Longhorns | 0.07 |
6 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
7 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.22 |
8 | Indiana Hoosiers | 0.00 |
9 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.00 |
10 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
11 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.00 |
12 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
13 | BYU Cougars | -0.57 |
14 | Pittsburgh Panthers | 0.00 |
15 | SMU Mustangs | 0.19 |
16 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.00 |
17 | Boise State Broncos | 0.00 |
18 | Colorado Buffaloes | 1.96 |
19 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
20 | Washington State Cougars | 0.00 |
21 | Army West Point | 0.00 |
22 | Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns | 2.87 |
23 | Alabama Crimson Tide | -1.04 |
24 | Ole Miss Rebels | -0.20 |
25 | Virginia Tech Hokies | 0.10 |