Ch-i-ef Ballot for 2024 Week 8
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 15, 2024, 1:38 a.m.
Overall Rationale: SEC, it just means more Mid
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Red River Blowout. Georgia is a big game here. Followed by sneaky...Vandy? You're 2 toughest weeks are right in front of you. |
| 2 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Duck Tuah! Spit on that playa!...kill me |
| 3 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Your TE did WHAT to USC?? |
| 4 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
...Okay, for real, do we need to have a talk of Indiana vs Ohio State of being a 10-0/9-1 vs 9-1 matchup? Might be a good one! |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Don't worry Ohio State, you're not sliding too far down most rankings! |
| 6 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
UCF shouldn't be too bad. Think Texas Tech will be a challenging matchup, but you'll get a bye before that. Such an easy road, don' trip over yourself now. |
| 7 |
BYU Cougars
|
I mean that Arizona State matchup might be interesting? Idk, every other team on your schedule is a corpse... |
| 8 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
ಠ_ಠ |
| 9 |
Clemson Tigers
|
ZzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZ |
| 10 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Ashton Deanty |
| 11 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
ಠ_ಠ What the f*ck is wrong with your team ಠ_ಠ |
| 12 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Think you can beat Texas in Austin? Hahahaha ehhhhh |
| 13 |
LSU Tigers
|
I would say you really pulled one out, but I don't want Ole Miss to hear about pulling things, those poor frail, brittle Rebels could get injured! |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Any tough remaining games?....the service academies?....BOTH OF THEM RANKED? |
| 15 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
...Florida? |
| 16 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Congrats on your bye after a bye game |
| 17 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
Nothing like beating up the Sanders kids. |
| 18 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
Hmmm. Why haven't you crumbled from expectations yet? |
| 19 |
SMU Mustangs
|
Still need to do a double take to remember you're an ACC team now. |
| 20 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
Purdue is just testing a bit of their magic out before they take on Oregon. You know? A #2 ranked team that just came off an emotional win over another ranked team that now has to travel all the way to play you! |
| 21 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Okay so aside from only beating Auburn by like 4 points or something, idk who to pick in the Bama game because you are both frauds to me. |
| 22 |
Army West Point
|
God bless the troops 🫡 |
| 23 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
God bless more troops 🫡 |
| 24 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
GOD BLESS AMERICA'S TEAM 🫡 |
| 25 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
Cameron Skattebo. (Also man is Cam Rising cooked or what?!) |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
1.22 |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.03 |
| 10 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.91 |
| 11 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-0.27 |
| 13 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Army West Point
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Vanderbilt Commodores
|
0.26 |
| 25 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
0.00 |
Ole Miss Rebels