Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Oct. 14, 2024, 2:03 p.m.

Overall Rationale: A pack of notecards, a spreadsheet, and v i b e s.

• Ballot
• Analysis

Rank	Team	Reason
1	Texas Longhorns
2	Oregon Ducks
3	Penn State Nittany Lions
4	Ohio State Buckeyes
5	Georgia Bulldogs
6	Alabama Crimson Tide
7	Miami Hurricanes
8	Clemson Tigers
9	BYU Cougars
10	Iowa State Cyclones
11	LSU Tigers
12	Tennessee Volunteers
13	Notre Dame Fighting Irish
14	Texas A&M Aggies
15	Boise State Broncos
16	Indiana Hoosiers
17	Missouri Tigers
18	Kansas State Wildcats
19	SMU Mustangs
20	Ole Miss Rebels
21	Pittsburgh Panthers
22	Illinois Fighting Illini
23	Vanderbilt Commodores
24	Nebraska Cornhuskers
25	Navy Midshipmen	Dear Uncle [REDACTED], Cousin [REDACTED], and [NAME REDACTED]: It pains me to say it, but Navy's resume is just barely better than that of our beloved Black Knights. I did everything I could to put the MIDshipmen in their proper place but the facts presented pointed to this being the correct decision. I hope you all can find it in your hearts to forgive me. If not, I understand. Go Army, Beat Navy.

Teams Ranked:

Rank	Team	Unusualness
1	Texas Longhorns	0.00
2	Oregon Ducks	0.00
3	Penn State Nittany Lions	0.00
4	Ohio State Buckeyes	0.00
5	Georgia Bulldogs	0.00
6	Alabama Crimson Tide	0.09
7	Miami Hurricanes	0.00
8	Clemson Tigers	0.24
9	BYU Cougars	0.00
10	Iowa State Cyclones	0.00
11	LSU Tigers	0.00
12	Tennessee Volunteers	0.00
13	Notre Dame Fighting Irish	0.00
14	Texas A&M Aggies	0.00
15	Boise State Broncos	0.00
16	Indiana Hoosiers	-0.02
17	Missouri Tigers	0.31
18	Kansas State Wildcats	0.00
19	SMU Mustangs	0.00
20	Ole Miss Rebels	0.00
21	Pittsburgh Panthers	-0.13
22	Illinois Fighting Illini	0.00
23	Vanderbilt Commodores	1.09
24	Nebraska Cornhuskers	0.00
25	Navy Midshipmen	0.00

Omissions:

Team	Unusualness
Army West Point	0.24

Total Score: 2.12