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xX_GIGA_MAN_Xx Ballot for 2024 Week 8

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Oct. 14, 2024, 7:41 p.m.

Overall Rationale: i have once again created the greatest poll in the history of america.

Rank Team Reason
1 Oregon Ducks Ok NOW we have the team with the best win in the country. for real this time. Now don't lose to Purdue next week please.
2 Texas Longhorns The choice between Texas and Oregon for #1 was very difficult. Texas did beat both #9 (at the time) Michigan, and absolutely shit stomped Oklahoma, but now Oregon has a win over the (former) #1 team in the country. Went with Oregon this week, but if Texas wins next week they probably take #1.
3 Penn State Nittany Lions I feel bad moving you up here after barely winning against USC, but you're probably gonna just end up here anyways, so might as well.
4 Ohio State Buckeyes Not really a bad loss. Just keep swimming and you probably get a 2nd game vs Oregon in the B10 Championship.
5 Georgia Bulldogs 3rd Game of the Year of the Year next week against Texas next week. See if you have fixed the flaws from Bama, or if this season is probably a wash for y'all. Big game
6 Iowa State Cyclones IM GONNA KILL MYSELF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
7 BYU Cougars In a shocking twist, the best team added to the B12 in the last 2 years wasn't UCF, it wasn't Cincinnati, wasn't Colorado or Utah, but fucking BYU. Not exactly sure how they're doing so well after being beat last year by a Neal Brown WVU team but good for them anyways.
8 Miami Hurricanes Bye week, nothing happening here.
9 Clemson Tigers yeah their only loss is to Georgia, so they're really "undefeated (kinda?)," but they haven't played anyone. their hardest game so far was against FSU (?????), so this team is still a mystery. could make the playoffs, could go 7-5. we really don't know.
10 Alabama Crimson Tide It would've been REALLLY funny if they lost, but oh well. They look extremely shaky, so I doubt they make it through the rest of the season unscathed.
11 LSU Tigers Starting to think that there's really only 3 good teams in the SEC this year, and the rest are frauds. LSU, Tennessee, and Bama are all fighting for that 3rd spot.
12 Tennessee Volunteers If it was against anyone else this would be a bad win, but its Florida against Tennessee, so its fine.
13 Kansas State Wildcats Thought that they would win by more, but a win is a win. Colorado actually might be good as well.
14 Texas A&M Aggies Bye week, nothing happening here.
15 Missouri Tigers You played UMass you should win. basically a bye week.
16 Boise State Broncos Ashton Jeanty should be by far the favorite for the Heisman. 1200 yards in 6 games is insane.
17 Ole Miss Rebels Why on earth were they favorites going into Death Valley at night? This season kinda disappointing based off the expectations going into the year. Only real thing that could "redeem" the year would be a win against Georgia, but that surely won't happen
18 Indiana Hoosiers WHY THE FUCK ARE WE STUCK WITH NEAL BROWN WHILE INDIANA GETS THIS GUY. IM SO FUCKING MAD. Anyways first real game against a good opponent next week. I feel like I've said that like 3 times already but THIS TIME FOR SURE
19 Notre Dame Fighting Irish If they don't lose to NIU, they are probably (stupidly) top 5 in the nation. Just a bizarre team all around.
20 Vanderbilt Commodores OK NOW I HAVE JUSTIFICATION FOR THIS RANKING BEYOND THE HYPE OF A BAMA WIN. GO COMMODORES
21 SMU Mustangs Bye week, nothing doing here.
22 Nebraska Cornhuskers Bye week, nothing going on here.
23 Texas Tech Red Raiders Bye week, nothing going on here.
24 Illinois Fighting Illini Yeah that loss to Penn State wasn't as bad as it looked. #3 in the country, you're PROBABLY losing that. welcome back Illinois.
25 Arizona State Sun Devils Once again, another dogshit team hires a new coach and is back in the rankings only 1-2 years into their tenure, while WVU is still stuck with Neal fucking Brown for 6 years in a row. Maybe year 7 is the year he finally figures it all out.

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