Ballot Type: Hybrid
Submitted: Oct. 7, 2024, 4:28 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Welcome back to the Report Card Poll! THIS IS NOT A PREDICTIVE POLL. The key tenet of this poll is that pre-season polls are bullshit, and poll inertia is extremely bullshit. I endeavor to eliminate as much poll inertia as possible. This poll is entirely resume based. It is not intended to be predictive in any way. We're here to generate a Report Card. What have you accomplished on the field so far this season? That's the only question that matters. The result is generated almost entirely algorithmically. I reserve human input strictly for scenarios where things like head-to-head may be important (UGA and Clemson this week is a great example). All P5 teams are equal, all G5 teams are equal, and all FCS teams are equal. This is a black box methodology. WEEKLY NOTES: As of last week, a ranked win is a win earned against a team that was ranked in the PREVIOUS poll, not necessarily in this one. You'll notice Penn State has a ranked win over Illinois, but they aren't in the poll this week. This is done to reduce vicious circles of self-supporting rankings; In order for a ranked win to be viable, you and your opponent both need to be good enough to stay in the poll. We're trying to remove the "rank a team at 23 right before they play number 3 so that it's a ranked matchup and number 3 claims a ranked win for the rest of the year over a team who ultimately finished 5-7." Beating a team who was "ranked" in week 2 doesn't count for shit here, unless they continue performing at a high level and earn their ranking. The flip side is that if you beat an "unranked" team in week 2 who goes on to win many games and become ranked, that becomes a ranked win for you.
| Rank | Team | Reason | 
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Penn State Nittany Lions | TIER 1 - Undefeated Teams with 3 P5 wins Penn State tops this tier and my poll, with a 5-0 record that includes a ranked win over Illinois among 3 P5 wins, and 2 G5 wins as well. Penn State takes this position as they are the only team in this tier (undefeated with 3 P5 wins) that has a ranked win, as Illinois made it in at 25th last week. It's worth noting that the next two teams take their spots due to playing 6 games already instead of 5, but the difference is an FCS game for Miami and IU, whereas Penn State has not played an FCS team and has a ranked win, which puts them over the edge. | 
| 2 |  Miami Hurricanes | Miami is 6-0 with 3 P5 wins, including two away, as well as 2 G5 wins, including one away, and 1 FCS win. They take this spot over Indiana due to playing a G5 away game. | 
| 3 |  Indiana Hoosiers | Indiana is 6-0 with 3 P5 wins, including two away, as well as 2 G5 wins and 1 FCS win. | 
| 4 |  BYU Cougars | BYU is 5-0 with 3 P5 wins, including two away, as well as 1 G5 win away and 1 FCS win. They take this spot over the next three teams due to playing an extra away game against a G5 team. | 
| 5 |  Iowa State Cyclones | Iowa State is 5-0 with 3 P5 wins, including two away, as well as 1 G5 win and 1 FCS win. Strength of opponents played places them here above Oregon and Pitt at 37th. | 
| 6 |  Oregon Ducks | Oregon is 5-0 with 3 P5 wins, including two away, as well as 1 G5 win and 1 FCS win. Strength of opponents played is 40th. | 
| 7 |  Pittsburgh Panthers | Pitt is 5-0 with 3 P5 wins, including two away, as well as 1 G5 win and 1 FCS win. Strength of opponents played is 62nd. | 
| 8 |  Ohio State Buckeyes | TIER 2 - Undefeated Teams with 2 P5 Wins Ohio State tops this tier at 5-0 with 2 P5 wins, including one away, as well as 3 G5 wins. Strength of opponents played places them above Texas, at 29th. | 
| 9 |  Texas Longhorns | Texas is 5-0 with 2 P5 wins, including one away, as well as 3 G5 wins. Strength of opponents played is 31st. | 
| 10 |  Nebraska Cornhuskers | TIER 3 - 5-1 Teams with 3 P5 Wins Nebraska tops this tier at 5-1 with 3 P5 wins including two ranked wins against Rutgers and Colorado (both made the poll last week!), 1 G5 win, 1 FCS win, and a home loss to Illinois. They take the top spot in this tier due to having two ranked wins. It is worth noting here, that there ARE 4-1 teams with 3 P5 wins. Notre Dame is an example. The win loss percentage being the first thing my poll looks at (83.3% win rate for a 5-1 team vs 80% for a 4-1 team) is what keeps those teams out of this tier. This will normalize as the season progresses, but the 5-1 teams have a higher winning percentage with more games played, which is objectively a better resume in my algorithm. | 
| 11 |  Texas A&M Aggies | A&M takes second in this tier at 5-1 with 3 P5 wins, including one ranked win against Mizzou, 1 G5 win, 1 FCS win, and a home loss to Notre Dame. One less ranked win keeps them below Nebraska. | 
| 12 |  SMU Mustangs | SMU is 5-1 with 3 P5 wins, including one away, as well as 1 G5 win away, 1 FCS win, and a home loss to BYU. They take this spot over Texas Tech due to playing a G5 game away. | 
| 13 |  Texas Tech Red Raiders | Texas Tech is 5-1 with 3 P5 wins, including one away, as well as 1 G5 win, 1 FCS win, and an away loss to Wazzu. | 
| 14 |  Ole Miss Rebels | TIER 4 - 5-1 Teams with 2 P5 Wins Ole Miss tops this tier at 5-1 with 2 P5 wins away, 2 G5 wins, 1 FCS win, and a home loss to Kentucky. They take this spot over Duke due to winning 2 P5 away games to Duke's 1. | 
| 15 |  Duke Blue Devils | Duke is 5-1 with 2 P5 wins, including one away, 2 G5 wins including one away, 1 FCS win, and an away loss to Georgia Tech. | 
| 16 |  Georgia Bulldogs | TIER 5 - 4-1 Teams with 3 P5 Wins Georgia tops this tier at 4-1, with 3 P5 wins including one away and one neutral, 1 FCS win, and an away loss to Alabama. | 
| 17 |  Clemson Tigers | Clemson is 4-1, with 3 P5 wins including one away, 1 G5 win, and a neutral loss to UGA. The head to head loss to UGA places them lower. | 
| 18 |  Notre Dame Fighting Irish | ND is 4-1 with 3 P5 wins including two away, 1 G5 win, and a loss to G5 Northern Illinois at home. Ordinarily, Notre Dame would be above Clemson with 2 away wins over P5 teams, but the loss to a G5 at home is working against them here. | 
| 19 |  Army West Point | TIER 6 - Undefeated Teams with No P5 Wins (The Undefeated G5 Tier) These teams deserve to be ranked, at least for the time being, although I feel personally that these are nowhere near the 3 best G5 teams. UNLV, Boise, Toledo are all looming in the background with 1 loss and much better wins. The algorithm makes the rules here though. Army is 5-0 with 4 G5 wins including three away, as well as 1 FCS win. | 
| 20 |  Navy Midshipmen | Navy is 5-0 with 4 G5 wins including two away, and 1 FCS win. They take this spot over Liberty due to playing one more game. | 
| 21 |  Liberty Flames | Liberty is 4-0 with 3 G5 wins and 1 FCS win. | 
| 22 |  UNLV Rebels | TIER 7 - 4-1 Teams with 2 P5 Wins UNLV is 4-1 with 2 P5 wins away, 1 G5 win, 1 FCS win, and a home loss to Syracuse. They take the top spot in this tier due to winning both of their P5 games away. | 
| 23 |  Tennessee Volunteers | Tennessee is 4-1 with 2 P5 wins, one away and one neutral, 1 G5 win, 1 FCS win, and an away loss to Arkansas. | 
| 24 |  Colorado Buffaloes | Colorado is 4-1 with 2 P5 wins, including one away, as well as 1 G5 win away, 1 FCS win, and an away loss to Nebraska. Tennessee playing the extra non-home P5 game gives them the edge. | 
| 25 |  Utah Utes | Utah is 4-1 with 2 P5 wins, including one away, as well as 1 G5 win away, 1 FCS win, and a home loss to Arizona. Receiving votes (there are 29 teams in the FBS at 4-1 by the way): Virginia, Alabama, Illinois, Rutgers, LSU, etc etc | 
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness | 
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Penn State Nittany Lions | 1.00 | 
| 2 |  Miami Hurricanes | 0.71 | 
| 3 |  Indiana Hoosiers | 1.12 | 
| 4 |  BYU Cougars | 0.59 | 
| 5 |  Iowa State Cyclones | 0.62 | 
| 6 |  Oregon Ducks | -0.48 | 
| 7 |  Pittsburgh Panthers | 1.13 | 
| 8 |  Ohio State Buckeyes | -2.01 | 
| 9 |  Texas Longhorns | -5.17 | 
| 10 |  Nebraska Cornhuskers | 3.02 | 
| 11 |  Texas A&M Aggies | 0.44 | 
| 12 |  SMU Mustangs | 1.64 | 
| 13 |  Texas Tech Red Raiders | 2.95 | 
| 14 |  Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 | 
| 15 |  Duke Blue Devils | 9.88 | 
| 16 |  Georgia Bulldogs | -1.18 | 
| 17 |  Clemson Tigers | 0.00 | 
| 18 |  Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 | 
| 19 |  Army West Point | 0.23 | 
| 20 |  Navy Midshipmen | 0.00 | 
| 21 |  Liberty Flames | 3.15 | 
| 22 |  UNLV Rebels | 3.03 | 
| 23 |  Tennessee Volunteers | -1.43 | 
| 24 |  Colorado Buffaloes | 0.92 | 
| 25 |  Utah Utes | -0.33 | 
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness | 
|---|---|
|  Alabama Crimson Tide | 3.25 | 
|  LSU Tigers | 0.93 | 
|  Kansas State Wildcats | 1.17 | 
|  Boise State Broncos | 0.91 | 
|  Oklahoma Sooners | 0.63 | 
|  Missouri Tigers | 0.39 | 
|  Illinois Fighting Illini | 0.24 | 
Total Score: 48.53