Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 6, 2024, 10:18 a.m.
Overall Rationale: greatest rankings to ever be ranked.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Ohio State wins by doing nothing. Easy win against a mysterious Iowa team makes this team the #1 in the country by default. incredible. |
2 | Texas Longhorns | I have Ohio State above Texas for #1 because I really don't think that Michigan is a good team. do not look at my previous rankings, they were done by a madman. I'm calling this next week against Oklahoma their first test of the year. This is where their schedule gets tough. |
3 | Oregon Ducks | MSU doesn't seem to be that good this year, but still a good win nonetheless, setting up a #1 vs #3 matchup vs Ohio State. Game of the Year only 2 weeks after the last Game of the Year and a week before the next Game of the Year. The years seem to be going by pretty fast now? |
4 | Penn State Nittany Lions | PSU really hasn't played anyone of note as of yet (I do not consider Illinois to be of note, even if they were ranked. they were frauds.), so this next week @ Southern Cal is the first test of the year. |
5 | Georgia Bulldogs | Honestly thought that Georgia would win by more. Kinda disappointed in them. They're up here while Bama is lower cause i'd rather lose to Bama then Vandy. |
6 | Iowa State Cyclones | Best ACC/B12 team. Looking very good going into the rest of the season. Have a relatively easy schedule going forwards, so I think that a B12 title game berth is theirs to lose. Night game in Morgantown next week though, could be a trap game against a bad WVU team. |
7 | BYU Cougars | This team might be legitimate. The Mormons have come to play. I have no real reason to putting Iowa State above them, but I just feel like its right. Hopefully they both go undefeated and they play for the B12 championship. |
8 | Miami Hurricanes | This team is going to lose a game in embarrassing fashion in the next few weeks and then completely collapse and make a mid-bowl game and lose to a good G5 team. I can see it already. |
9 | Alabama Crimson Tide | ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????BeatUGAlosetoVANDY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
10 | Clemson Tigers | We once again return to the #10-#15 one loss team pile of elite mediocrity. Clemson is the highest cause they only giga lost to Georgia. FSU doesn't count as a quality win anymore, so im really just considering them an undefeated* team (*omega lost to georgia) |
11 | LSU Tigers | Similar to Clemson, one loss to USC, but other then that a very good team. Next test against Ole Miss will see which one of them is real and which one is fraud. |
12 | Tennessee Volunteers | Genuinely shocked that they couldn't put up more points. You put up like 60 in one half against Kent State, and I know that they're not comparable, but how did you only put up 14 against Arkansas???? Basically threw away their top 10 slot. Playoffs in jeopardy now that you still have to play Georgia and Bama, not even considering any other potential upsets. Very concerning for the Volunteers going forwards. |
13 | Oklahoma Sooners | it would be really, really, really, really, really, REALLY, fucking funny if they won next week. Like insanely funny. PLEASE win. it would be SO FUNNY. |
14 | Ole Miss Rebels | Expected post-loss blowout. We'll see if you've improved next week against LSU. |
15 | Kansas State Wildcats | Bye week, nothing going on here. Should probably still be considered a top 4 team in the B12. Still possible to make the playoffs if BYU/ISU falter. |
16 | Texas A&M Aggies | Might actually be good. The Notre Dame game might've been a fluke. Building something good as the season goes on. Texas should be concerned. |
17 | Missouri Tigers | Yeah this was expected. Were getting too many close games to be able to run the whole season unscathed. Still possible to make it to the SEC Championship, but their chances just got a lot smaller. |
18 | Boise State Broncos | Probably the G5 Favorite for the CFP spot. Jeanty should 100% be the favorite for the Heisman. Only way he doesn't win it and BSU doesn't make the playoffs is if Jeanty suddenly disappears from public life |
19 | Utah Utes | Bye week, nothing happening here. |
20 | Indiana Hoosiers | First FBS team to get bowl eligibility. could quite possibly be the greatest 6 weeks in Indiana football history, because I don't consider anything from 2020. First "good" team after the bye week. Going to be a very interesting game. |
21 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Bye week. nothing happening here |
22 | SMU Mustangs | Might actually be good, considering that their only loss is to BYU and they are also good. That game looking back is going to have a lot of consequences. Would be really funny if they won the ACC. |
23 | Vanderbilt Commodores | This is for both beating Bama and also beating UVA Tech in week 1. Hell yeah. |
24 | Nebraska Cornhuskers | Back in the top 25 despite beating nobody of note (Besides Colorado (somehow)). This is quite possibly the worst rankings ever. |
25 | Texas Tech Red Raiders | Only loss is to a weird Wazzu team. Gonna chalk that up to being a fluke. Fuck it put them at 25. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
2 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
3 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
4 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
5 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
6 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.33 |
7 | BYU Cougars | 0.00 |
8 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
9 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
10 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
11 | LSU Tigers | 0.44 |
12 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
13 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.93 |
14 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
15 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.12 |
16 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.00 |
17 | Missouri Tigers | 0.66 |
18 | Boise State Broncos | 0.00 |
19 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
20 | Indiana Hoosiers | -0.49 |
21 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | -0.66 |
22 | SMU Mustangs | 0.00 |
23 | Vanderbilt Commodores | 1.96 |
24 | Nebraska Cornhuskers | 0.00 |
25 | Texas Tech Red Raiders | 0.00 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
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Pittsburgh Panthers | 0.59 |
Illinois Fighting Illini | 0.24 |
Total Score: 6.42