Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 6, 2024, 4 p.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason | 
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Texas Longhorns | Red River I fear you | 
| 2 |  Ohio State Buckeyes | If that game was at Kinnick you'd be dead | 
| 3 |  Georgia Bulldogs | I am so confused rn | 
| 4 |  Oregon Ducks | Yeah, I'm reminded why Oregon is death incarnate | 
| 5 |  Penn State Nittany Lions | Idek why you're here | 
| 6 |  LSU Tigers | This is my Sickos ballot moment rn | 
| 7 |  Notre Dame Fighting Irish | This is my Sickos ballot moment rn | 
| 8 |  Iowa State Cyclones | I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. I will not give myself hope. | 
| 9 |  Texas A&M Aggies | You never cease to confuse me | 
| 10 |  Clemson Tigers | Idk but you're alive | 
| 11 |  BYU Cougars | Bye week good week | 
| 12 |  Indiana Hoosiers | Is Indiana fr? | 
| 13 |  Kansas State Wildcats | |
| 14 |  Boise State Broncos | |
| 15 |  Tennessee Volunteers | Middle Tennessee triumphs as East Tennessee flounders | 
| 16 |  Oklahoma Sooners | Idek what is going on rn | 
| 17 |  California Golden Bears | O-T-T-T-O-G-O YOU CAN TAKE ME OTT TO GO GOD BLESS THE CALGORTIHM | 
| 18 |  Pittsburgh Panthers | This is another certified Sickos moment | 
| 19 |  Utah Utes | Last week was an omen of this week | 
| 20 |  Ole Miss Rebels | You're alive! | 
| 21 |  Alabama Crimson Tide | At least Tennessee made it close | 
| 22 |  Army West Point | Army-Navy Natty? | 
| 23 |  Navy Midshipmen | Navy-Army Natty? | 
| 24 |  SMU Mustangs | |
| 25 |  Miami Hurricanes | You did not win, the ACC refs are protecting you | 
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness | 
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Texas Longhorns | 0.00 | 
| 2 |  Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 | 
| 3 |  Georgia Bulldogs | 0.38 | 
| 4 |  Oregon Ducks | 0.00 | 
| 5 |  Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 | 
| 6 |  LSU Tigers | 1.40 | 
| 7 |  Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.96 | 
| 8 |  Iowa State Cyclones | 0.00 | 
| 9 |  Texas A&M Aggies | 0.91 | 
| 10 |  Clemson Tigers | 0.00 | 
| 11 |  BYU Cougars | 0.00 | 
| 12 |  Indiana Hoosiers | 0.00 | 
| 13 |  Kansas State Wildcats | 0.63 | 
| 14 |  Boise State Broncos | 0.32 | 
| 15 |  Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 | 
| 16 |  Oklahoma Sooners | 0.22 | 
| 17 |  California Golden Bears | 8.24 | 
| 18 |  Pittsburgh Panthers | 0.00 | 
| 19 |  Utah Utes | 0.00 | 
| 20 |  Ole Miss Rebels | -0.59 | 
| 21 |  Alabama Crimson Tide | -2.05 | 
| 22 |  Army West Point | 0.00 | 
| 23 |  Navy Midshipmen | 0.00 | 
| 24 |  SMU Mustangs | 0.00 | 
| 25 |  Miami Hurricanes | -4.77 |