Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 1, 2024, 12:38 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Ashton Deanty
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Some things never change eh |
2 | Texas Longhorns | Red River time. Expect Quinn back, but if the Longhorns ever face the slightest bit of resistance with him at the helm, fans will immediately call for the Arch. Have fun! |
3 | Tennessee Volunteers | Free-falling Arkansas and the corpse of Florida before Bama |
4 | Ohio State Buckeyes | zzZZZzzzzZzzzz Oh sorry I'm just waiting for you to play any quality opponents zzzZZZZzzzzzz |
5 | Miami Hurricanes | ....dawg what the hell was that |
6 | Oregon Ducks | See Oregon, that Boise game was indeed a quality close win, BUT it could have been a much nicer quality loss! |
7 | Georgia Bulldogs | So your team has just a few issues, and you're about to take your frustrations out on poor Auburn and Mississippi State at home |
8 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Penn State gets revenge for a 'certain' game |
9 | Missouri Tigers | Texas A&M? Ranked on ranked matchup? Woof |
10 | LSU Tigers | Idk man, I feel like there's a huge drop-off after 9. So you can call yourself a 'top 10 team' for now, but a win against Ole Miss might cement it more |
11 | Michigan Wolverines | The ferret fights back harder this year, but fate says it will always drown |
12 | Ole Miss Rebels | Ole Miss wished they got the Mark Stoops from the Georgia game |
13 | Iowa State Cyclones | ...Iowa State is still undefeated? And oh man Cyclone fans are SALIVATING at that remaining schedule. Still don't know if you're elite yet so I imagine you probably drop a game before Utah and Kansas State |
14 | Indiana Hoosiers | ...INDIANA IS STILL UNDEFEATED? And oh man Hoosier fans are SALIVATING at that remaining schedule...until you hit back to back ranked matchups of Michigan and Ohio State...and you're Indiana so you probably drop a game to Nebraska or Washington or both...but a 9WINdiana's return is doable! |
15 | BYU Cougars | I think you're good? You have one of the """tougher""" Big12 schedules, but you look up to the challenge |
16 | USC Trojans | USC forgot they were playing the Wisconsin of the 2020's and remembered to win |
17 | UNLV Rebels | Different QB? No problem. That Boise State game looks like a great matchup. Don't drop a game now |
18 | Clemson Tigers | Every week, that Georgia L looks more like a fluke for good and bad reasons |
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20 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | ...I have to rank you again huh... |
21 | Kansas State Wildcats | If you can take care of Colorado, then you're back on track until a big matchup against Iowa State at the end of the year |
22 | Utah Utes | Cam Damar Hamlin Rising |
23 | Louisville Cardinals | Stop turning the ball over Stop turning the ball over Stop turning the ball over Stop turning the ball over Stop turning the ball over Stop |
24 | Pittsburgh Panthers | Pitt usually has spectacular implosions the second they are given the slightest amount of expectations, so ranking them is going to be really funny |
25 | Rutgers Scarlet Knights | RUTGERS FOOTBALL RUTGERS FOOOOOOTBALLLLLL (memes aside, oh my god that's such an easy remaining schedule ((too bad it's Rutgers and they'll probably finishing out 7-5)) |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
2 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
3 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
4 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
5 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.28 |
6 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
7 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
8 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
9 | Missouri Tigers | 0.00 |
10 | LSU Tigers | 0.87 |
11 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
12 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.20 |
13 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.00 |
14 | Indiana Hoosiers | 0.00 |
15 | BYU Cougars | 0.00 |
16 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
17 | UNLV Rebels | 0.39 |
18 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
19 | Boise State Broncos | 0.02 |
20 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
21 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.00 |
22 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
23 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.00 |
24 | Pittsburgh Panthers | 0.00 |
25 | Rutgers Scarlet Knights | 0.00 |