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Doogitywoogity Ballot for 2024 Week 6

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 30, 2024, 10:06 p.m.

Overall Rationale: I was sitting in a park when 4 crows landed next to me. To my shock they started speaking, about college football no less. The first crow said he speaks only in truths, the second said the first crow is trying to freak me out but miscounted how many crows there are. The third and fourth crow laughed and said they were heisman trophy voters and they were going to vote for Bryson Daily. I then asked this murder of crows how I should rank the teams this upcoming week and this is what they told me.

Rank Team Reason
1 Alabama Crimson Tide They can’t keep getting away with this
2 Texas Longhorns Figured things out in the second half
3 Ohio State Buckeyes Thorough dismantling from what I understand
4 Miami Hurricanes I give many teams the benefit of the doubt, and I will for them this time. Especially considering the rivalry between yall
5 Tennessee Volunteers 😴
6 Georgia Bulldogs The second half comeback was almost a great story, that said HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HA
7 Penn State Nittany Lions Illino amiright
8 Missouri Tigers 😴
9 Oregon Ducks Thoroughly embarrassed a struggling UCLA
10 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Someone is trying to prove they really are as good as I thought they were early in the season. Whether they can keep delivering especially on offense is the question
11 Michigan Wolverines What happened in the fourth quarter
12 Oklahoma Sooners I mean you did survive
13 Utah Utes Not a good look Utes
14 USC Trojans Nice comeback
15 Louisville Cardinals Bounce back after that loss and you’ll be fine
16 Clemson Tigers Bullying Stanford in a classic ACC grudge match
17 LSU Tigers Held USA to a pretty low score, nice job
18 Ole Miss Rebels Alright. Georgia may agree that Kentucky is a hard out, but they at least won that game. Kiffin to Florida rumors may just get a little louder
19 Indiana Hoosiers Hoosiers dark horse champion contenders, I’ll be shocked if Cignetti stays here for long
20 Pittsburgh Panthers 😴
21 Rutgers Scarlet Knights You had them right where you wanted them right? That was planned right Rutgers? Right????
22 Boston College Eagles You guys must really like that QB
23 Texas A&M Aggies Didn’t look good against Arkansas, which is standard for the A&M - Arkansas game
24 Kansas State Wildcats Perhaps I was too harsh last week
25 Boise State Broncos Current G5 team of choice, but JMU, Army, Navy, and more are nearby. I really just want the military academies to do well

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