coletheredditer Ballot for 2024 Week 5
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 22, 2024, 11:19 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Next out are Oklahoma, Kansas State, Texas A&M, Navy, Boise State, Pitt, and Army
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Good. |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Haven’t given up a TD all season |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Shaky first half |
| 4 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Hard to judge |
| 5 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
OU will be better than their record will suggest |
| 6 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Fell despite winning by 30 |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Bye |
| 8 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Bye |
| 9 |
Utah Utes
|
Good football team |
| 10 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Kent State is bad against top 10 teams, confirmed |
| 11 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Let’s ignore this game |
| 12 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Die, please |
| 13 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
How are you here? Finally beat a good opponent |
| 14 |
USC Trojans
|
Can’t knock too hard |
| 15 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
This whole poll is “I don’t like this ranking” and putting them there anyway |
| 16 |
LSU Tigers
|
USC loss isn’t as good |
| 17 |
BYU Cougars
|
DAMN |
| 18 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
Least soul crushing Nebraska loss |
| 19 |
Clemson Tigers
|
NC State isn’t good, I guess |
| 20 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
Hopefully Utah is just good |
| 21 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Turns out NIU did need luck to beat the Irish |
| 22 |
Washington State Cougars
|
They win, ignore everything else about the game |
| 23 |
UNLV Rebels
|
Rank em, cowards |
| 24 |
Boston College Eagles
|
Mizzou is good, I swear |
| 25 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
They probably aren’t better than OU, KSU, TAMU, or Boise, but Indiana is undefeated and those teams aren’t, so IU gets the bump |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.08 |
| 5 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-0.02 |
| 8 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
USC Trojans
|
0.12 |
| 15 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.06 |
| 17 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
UNLV Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Boston College Eagles
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
Oklahoma Sooners
UCF Knights