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Ch-i-ef Ballot for 2024 Week 5

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 22, 2024, 3:18 p.m.

Overall Rationale: Only person in the world to watch Indiana and Wazzu games apparently.

Rank Team Reason
1 Texas Longhorns Arch looked like a highly touted QB that was making his first start. Shouldn't have any real road bumps until Red River...(the Georgia game)
2 Georgia Bulldogs Big time matchup. Will define how the rest of the reason goes. Your schedule isn't anything easier than the Sooners
3 Miami Hurricanes That was scary. Cal almost beat Florida State; that would have meant TWO ranked teams on that cupcake schedule. Whoo close one! Back to your scheduled sleepwalk.
4 Ohio State Buckeyes Only a 35 point win? Half your fanbase wants your coaching staff dead.
5 Alabama Crimson Tide Let's see if you're for real.
6 Tennessee Volunteers Well that was easy.
7 Ole Miss Rebels It hasn't mattered in terms of being competitive against you, but how are QB's always so efficient against your defense, but they can't get any points. Well Kentucky is next week so more of the same.
8 Oregon Ducks See? Idaho and Boise State ARE quality wins!
9 Utah Utes Maybe Cam Rising was a collective dream we all had
10 Missouri Tigers ...Vanderbilt?
11 Penn State Nittany Lions See? Bowling Green IS a quality win!
12 LSU Tigers Finally broke that UCLA win streak against SEC opponents
13 Louisville Cardinals The ranked team nobody talks about. A win against Notre Dame might help.
14 Michigan Wolverines Reverting to a 1930's offense is Michigan's specialty.
15 Illinois Fighting Illini A good Illinois team? In this economy?
16 Washington State Cougars Your yearly 'Coug it' game...except they came back? And then Couged it again? And then came back again to win it? Meanwhile, a road visit to Boise might be the last time you aren't heavily favored to win this year. Let's see what happens...
17 Iowa State Cyclones If the Cyclones are legit, they can sweep through their conference. (The Big12 is that down bad this year?)
18 Indiana Hoosiers A good Indiana team? That looks really good? In this economy? Probably an easy next two weeks? Well well...
19 BYU Cougars Big blowout against Kansas State? Pop open the choco milk!
20 USC Trojans Look how good USC's defense is this year! They only allowed 32 passing yards!
21 UNLV Rebels Schedule beefs up here. We'll see if the Rebels can maintain.
22 Clemson Tigers Maybe Georgia is just like kinda good, who knows?
23 Oklahoma State Cowboys Messy football until the 4th quarter to make it look like a close game? Classic Cowboys!
24 Kansas State Wildcats Uhhh you got soaked!...yeah idk, my brain is fried making comments this late into the Top 25.
25 Boise State Broncos Ashton Deanty saves his legs for a big matchup against Wazzu. Usually RB's have a field day against Wazzu's size, so we'll see if he gets an early Heisman game.

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