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Ch-i-ef Ballot for 2024 Week 4

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 15, 2024, 6:38 p.m.

Overall Rationale: The human rationale to not rank Texas A&M and Notre Dame after Week 3

Rank Team Reason
1 Georgia Bulldogs Nope, nope, nope. Not putting them #2. I know what happens during this current Kirby Smart lead dynasty the second I start doubting them. They are #1 until they lose...or if all their players get arrested due to speeding, whichever might happen first.
2 Texas Longhorns People starting to put Arch Manning near the top of the Heisman odds, lmao.
3 Ohio State Buckeyes Bye week, not moving them since they (should) have an easy next 3 weeks. Oregon starting to look like themself again, look out...
4 Miami Hurricanes They keep scoring more points every week. On pace for 70 against Ball State.
5 Alabama Crimson Tide Here comes Georgia. Do we know if either team is good vs great? Find out this weekend. Will be a good one (hopefully)
6 Missouri Tigers The dynasty of Vanderbilt has fallen. Were they looking ahead to you, Missouri? Upset alert??
7 Ole Miss Rebels Really curious how good Ole Miss defense is. Won't know until the LSU game in 4 weeks.
8 USC Trojans On the road to Michigan. They've been looking sloppy; maybe expect a big win here...
9 Tennessee Volunteers Gameday with Oklahoma coming to town. We'll see if we get the shootout we expected this game to possibly be a few years ago.
10 Oregon Ducks Welcome back Ducks. All it took was facing an opponent easier than FCS Idaho or Boise State: Your abandoned brother Beavs.
11 Kansas State Wildcats Expect a bit better QB play, but it looks like you're a pretty well rounded team.
12 Oklahoma State Cowboys Still don't trust ya. Nope, nope, nope. Don't care how good you look. You have back to back difficult games, in which you'll probably win them comfortably and lose to West Virginia at home.
13 Utah Utes On the road to Oklahoma State. Cam Rising is questionable now and you haven't looked great for all 4 quarters. Need to show up now or never to make it with the big boys.
14 Penn State Nittany Lions Still can't believe you let Bowling Green hang around.
15 LSU Tigers Fun game against the Cocks. Easy next 2 weeks, then a bye before Ole Miss. Don't screw anything up.
16 Oklahoma Sooners You have now entered the Hell Slate. Have fun Sooners! Oh and Gameday is going to Knoxville!
17 Louisville Cardinals Off an early bye and entering your conference slate; let's see how ya do.
18 Iowa State Cyclones Arkansas State and then your conference slate up next.
19 Nebraska Cornhuskers You guys are looking good, all it took was a Patrick Mahomes clone!
20 Washington State Cougars The left-behind Cougs (15 yard penalty on UW, automatic first down) get their revenge (15 yard penalty on UW, automatic first down) on B1G Washington (15 yard penalty on UW, automatic first down).
21 Northern Illinois Huskies NIU Huskies > Washington Huskies
22 Michigan Wolverines Brother...ಠ_ಠ
23 California Golden Bears WOKE Cal continues to CHEAT and roll over HONEST, BLUE-COLLAR working teams that are TRUE PATRIOTS.
24 Arizona State Sun Devils That Mississippi State win looks less impressive now, but uh, you have a better record than Arizona now!
25 UNLV Rebels Wins over Houston and Kansas looks nice! Looking like a dark horse for the G5 playoff spot, right next to Northern Illinois and Boise State (who I would have 26th).

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