Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 29, 2023, 2:51 a.m.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Idk if Ohio State’s the best team in the country, but they’re up there and their resume is hard to beat. |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | Another large outdoor cocktail party ending with Georgia curbstomping Florida. |
3 | Florida State Seminoles | This was the most complete game FSU played since Week 1 against LSU. |
4 | Washington Huskies | Since beating Oregon, Washington is really riding their luck hard and may not get away with it against USC. |
5 | Michigan Wolverines | They aren’t 5 because of the sign stealing investigation; they’re 5 because of their schedule. |
6 | Texas Longhorns | And just like that, Texas is potentially the best team in the Big 12 again but Kansas State may have something to say about that. |
7 | Oregon Ducks | Ducks are really really scary. |
8 | Alabama Crimson Tide | It’s the first weekend of November, which means the annual LSU game is right around the corner. |
9 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Penn State needs WRs BAD |
10 | Ole Miss Rebels | I’m not sure how Ole Miss makes my top 10, and probably the CFP top 10, but this is where we’re at. |
11 | Oklahoma Sooners | Kansas fears God. Oklahoma fears Kansas. |
12 | Louisville Cardinals | Louisville owes a big thank you to Cincinnati for taking Scott Satterfield off their hands. |
13 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Remember when we all thought ND v. Clemson was gonna be a big game? At least ND held up their end. |
14 | LSU Tigers | Who wins: Jalen Milroe or the LSU defense? |
15 | Missouri Tigers | Missouri is still good for now until they get murdered by Georgia. |
16 | Oregon State Beavers | You think Jonathan Smith regrets that dumbass fake FG at the end of the first half in a game Oregon State lost by 3? |
17 | Air Force Falcons | AFA won at CSU despite the CSU fans connecting on more passes than AFA did with their snowballs. |
18 | James Madison Dukes | Get JMU in a bowl please. |
19 | Kansas State Wildcats | Don’t look now but KSU is quietly playing some of the best football in the country so watch out Texas. |
20 | Utah Utes | Sooooo no Rose Bowl for Utah this year? |
21 | UCLA Bruins | A Chip Kelly offense struggling is an uncommon sight. |
22 | Kansas Jayhawks | Rock chalked Oklahoma |
23 | Tulane Green Wave | Tulane apparently liking to live dangerously. |
24 | Tennessee Volunteers | Tennessee is clinging on but it’s working so far. |
25 | Liberty Flames | It’s kinda hard to exclude an 8-0 team in November. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.29 |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
3 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
4 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
5 | Michigan Wolverines | -0.19 |
6 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
7 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
8 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
9 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
10 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
11 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
12 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.06 |
13 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
14 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
15 | Missouri Tigers | 0.00 |
16 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.09 |
17 | Air Force Falcons | 0.00 |
18 | James Madison Dukes | 0.00 |
19 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.02 |
20 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
21 | UCLA Bruins | 0.00 |
22 | Kansas Jayhawks | 0.00 |
23 | Tulane Green Wave | 0.00 |
24 | Tennessee Volunteers | -0.15 |
25 | Liberty Flames | 0.00 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 0.81