Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 29, 2023, 2:51 a.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Idk if Ohio State’s the best team in the country, but they’re up there and their resume is hard to beat. |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Another large outdoor cocktail party ending with Georgia curbstomping Florida. |
| 3 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
This was the most complete game FSU played since Week 1 against LSU. |
| 4 |
Washington Huskies
|
Since beating Oregon, Washington is really riding their luck hard and may not get away with it against USC. |
| 5 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
They aren’t 5 because of the sign stealing investigation; they’re 5 because of their schedule. |
| 6 |
Texas Longhorns
|
And just like that, Texas is potentially the best team in the Big 12 again but Kansas State may have something to say about that. |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Ducks are really really scary. |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
It’s the first weekend of November, which means the annual LSU game is right around the corner. |
| 9 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Penn State needs WRs BAD |
| 10 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
I’m not sure how Ole Miss makes my top 10, and probably the CFP top 10, but this is where we’re at. |
| 11 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Kansas fears God. Oklahoma fears Kansas. |
| 12 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Louisville owes a big thank you to Cincinnati for taking Scott Satterfield off their hands. |
| 13 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Remember when we all thought ND v. Clemson was gonna be a big game? At least ND held up their end. |
| 14 |
LSU Tigers
|
Who wins: Jalen Milroe or the LSU defense? |
| 15 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Missouri is still good for now until they get murdered by Georgia. |
| 16 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
You think Jonathan Smith regrets that dumbass fake FG at the end of the first half in a game Oregon State lost by 3? |
| 17 |
Air Force Falcons
|
AFA won at CSU despite the CSU fans connecting on more passes than AFA did with their snowballs. |
| 18 |
James Madison Dukes
|
Get JMU in a bowl please. |
| 19 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
Don’t look now but KSU is quietly playing some of the best football in the country so watch out Texas. |
| 20 |
Utah Utes
|
Sooooo no Rose Bowl for Utah this year? |
| 21 |
UCLA Bruins
|
A Chip Kelly offense struggling is an uncommon sight. |
| 22 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
Rock chalked Oklahoma |
| 23 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Tulane apparently liking to live dangerously. |
| 24 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Tennessee is clinging on but it’s working so far. |
| 25 |
Liberty Flames
|
It’s kinda hard to exclude an 8-0 team in November. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.29 |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
-0.19 |
| 6 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.06 |
| 13 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.09 |
| 17 |
Air Force Falcons
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.02 |
| 20 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
-0.15 |
| 25 |
Liberty Flames
|
0.00 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 0.81