Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Dec. 5, 2022, 4:36 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Trying to do resume-based polling. But honestly, mailing it in this week. I typically lean achieving G5 teams over middling P5 schools (get Ole Miss outta my face)
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | The dismantling of LSU jumps them over Michigan from my ranking last week, but honestly that ranking will get settled on Jan 9. |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | Everyone has the same 1 and 2 |
3 | TCU Horned Frogs | Yep just nodding along with the committee |
4 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Does a team that gets blown out by three scores at home to their largest rival really have much claim of a playoff spot? No. Does our current system need 4 teams, and of all the candidates is OSU the most deserving 4th team? Yes. Can't wait to go to 12 teams and really screw the regular season!!! |
5 | Tennessee Volunteers | Yeah they beat Bama and LSU sooo this seems obvious to me but apparently to no one else. |
6 | Alabama Crimson Tide | lol politician Saban |
7 | Tulane Green Wave | AAC Champs! Avenged the loss to UCF so really their record is like 10-1-1 in my eyes, plus they beat the Big 12 champs!! Part me almost wants to get wild and rank them #5 |
8 | Clemson Tigers | I guess being a 11-2 ACC champ still counts for something in my eyes but frankly this team ain't it |
9 | Troy Trojans | TROY TROY TROY |
10 | UTSA Roadrunners | UTSA AND TROY ARE PLAYING A BOWL GAME!!!! My favorite non-NY6 bowl....by a mile |
11 | USC Trojans | Undefeated to people not from Salt Lake City, and man that 1st quarter really made it look like USC was gonna be a problem...oh well |
12 | Washington Huskies | shrugs |
13 | Penn State Nittany Lions | shrugs shrugs |
14 | Kansas State Wildcats | Another avenged loss conference champ, moving their record, in my eyes, to 9-2-1. Maybe they should go higher than the three teams above them but I'm not feeling it. |
15 | Utah Utes | Look, I know you prolly think that Utah should be higher and like congrats you own USC and you're going to the Rose Bowl, but you also lost to Florida and I can't ignore that (Florida lost to Vanderbilt) |
16 | South Alabama Jaguars | shrugs shrugs shrugs |
17 | Florida State Seminoles | shrugs shrugs shrugs shrugs |
18 | Oregon State Beavers | shrugs shrugs shrugs shrugs shrugs |
19 | Oregon Ducks | shrugs shrugs shrugs shrugs shrugs shrugs |
20 | UCLA Bruins | shrugs shrugs shrugs shrugs shrugs shrugs shrugs |
21 | LSU Tigers | I'm not really a fan of punishing teams for losing an extra game, so LSU I'm just going to leave you where you were. |
22 | South Carolina Gamecocks | shrugs shrugs shrugs shrugs shrugs shrugs shrugs shrugs |
23 | Fresno State Bulldogs | Congrats Jake!!!!! MWC CHAMPS!!!! |
24 | UCF Knights | I had UCF here last week, and I will leave them here because yeah they lost, but they lost an extra game to a team they already beat...making their record from my metric 8-3-1 |
25 | Air Force Falcons | Last week Ohio was here, but I will punish them for losing to Toledo and I'll reward Air Force for a great year and for cashing my over 8.5 wins tickets. Into the wild blue yonder!!! |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
3 | TCU Horned Frogs | 0.00 |
4 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
5 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.03 |
6 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
7 | Tulane Green Wave | 1.25 |
8 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
9 | Troy Trojans | 2.43 |
10 | UTSA Roadrunners | 2.36 |
11 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
12 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
13 | Penn State Nittany Lions | -0.83 |
14 | Kansas State Wildcats | -1.31 |
15 | Utah Utes | -2.22 |
16 | South Alabama Jaguars | 4.36 |
17 | Florida State Seminoles | -0.09 |
18 | Oregon State Beavers | -0.21 |
19 | Oregon Ducks | -0.71 |
20 | UCLA Bruins | 0.00 |
21 | LSU Tigers | -0.43 |
22 | South Carolina Gamecocks | 0.00 |
23 | Fresno State Bulldogs | 1.73 |
24 | UCF Knights | 0.78 |
25 | Air Force Falcons | 0.19 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
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Texas Longhorns | 0.58 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 1.25 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs | 0.29 |
Total Score: 21.05