Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Dec. 2, 2019, 9:36 a.m.
Overall Rationale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Ohio State Buckeyes | The part of me that hates myself hopes that OSU throttles everyone in the playoff. Proof that there was nothing we could've done would be comforting in a way. |
2 | LSU Tigers | Joe Burrow for God King. |
3 | Clemson Tigers | Ho hum. |
4 | Utah Utes | I swear to God I have yet to watch a Utah game this year but go get em y'all. |
5 | Oklahoma Sooners | Oh wow look Oklahoma won Bedlam that was unexpected |
6 | Georgia Bulldogs | I desperately want Georgia to play Ohio State and Justin Fields. I crave it. I need it. I am desirous of it. |
7 | Wisconsin Badgers | Congrats, you get to get throat fucked. |
8 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Bama's post game win expectancy vs Auburn was 94%, which is deeply, objectively funny. |
9 | Minnesota Golden Gophers | :( |
10 | Auburn Tigers | Auburn is Michigan but lucky. |
11 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Y'all had to run up the score in the 4th quarter to make it look respectable against Rutgers. |
12 | Oregon Ducks | Man that was a boring game. |
13 | Florida Gators | I'm just glad we're probably not playing them in a bowl. |
14 | Memphis Tigers | Congrats, now do it again |
15 | Boise State Broncos | Remember when FSU almost beat Boise? |
16 | Cincinnati Bearcats | On the plus side you get to spend two consecutive weekends in Memphis, which is fun |
17 | Appalachian State Mountaineers | Putting you here, above Michigan. You've earned it. |
18 | Michigan Wolverines | IT'S NOT GONNA GET BETTER STOP ACTING LIKE IT'S GONNA GET BETTER |
19 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | YOU STILL LOST TO US LMAO |
20 | Virginia Cavaliers | Happy for y'all. |
21 | Iowa Hawkeyes | Iowa's kicker blowing kisses at Scott Frost after getting iced was some cold blooded shit. On Scott Frost day no less! |
22 | Navy Midshipmen | I know literally nothing about Navy this year. |
23 | Air Force Falcons | See: Navy |
24 | SMU Mustangs | See: Navy |
25 | FAU Owls | LANES BACK YALL |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
2 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
3 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
4 | Utah Utes | 0.09 |
5 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
6 | Georgia Bulldogs | -0.36 |
7 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.38 |
8 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.23 |
9 | Minnesota Golden Gophers | 1.21 |
10 | Auburn Tigers | 0.00 |
11 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
12 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
13 | Florida Gators | -0.83 |
14 | Memphis Tigers | 0.00 |
15 | Boise State Broncos | 0.22 |
16 | Cincinnati Bearcats | 1.41 |
17 | Appalachian State Mountaineers | 0.27 |
18 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
19 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | -0.97 |
20 | Virginia Cavaliers | 0.50 |
21 | Iowa Hawkeyes | -0.35 |
22 | Navy Midshipmen | 0.00 |
23 | Air Force Falcons | 0.00 |
24 | SMU Mustangs | 0.00 |
25 | FAU Owls | 0.23 |