Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Dec. 2, 2019, 9:36 a.m.
Overall Rationale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
The part of me that hates myself hopes that OSU throttles everyone in the playoff. Proof that there was nothing we could've done would be comforting in a way. |
| 2 |
LSU Tigers
|
Joe Burrow for God King. |
| 3 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Ho hum. |
| 4 |
Utah Utes
|
I swear to God I have yet to watch a Utah game this year but go get em y'all. |
| 5 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Oh wow look Oklahoma won Bedlam that was unexpected |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
I desperately want Georgia to play Ohio State and Justin Fields. I crave it. I need it. I am desirous of it. |
| 7 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
Congrats, you get to get throat fucked. |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Bama's post game win expectancy vs Auburn was 94%, which is deeply, objectively funny. |
| 9 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
:( |
| 10 |
Auburn Tigers
|
Auburn is Michigan but lucky. |
| 11 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Y'all had to run up the score in the 4th quarter to make it look respectable against Rutgers. |
| 12 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Man that was a boring game. |
| 13 |
Florida Gators
|
I'm just glad we're probably not playing them in a bowl. |
| 14 |
Memphis Tigers
|
Congrats, now do it again |
| 15 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Remember when FSU almost beat Boise? |
| 16 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
On the plus side you get to spend two consecutive weekends in Memphis, which is fun |
| 17 |
Appalachian State Mountaineers
|
Putting you here, above Michigan. You've earned it. |
| 18 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
IT'S NOT GONNA GET BETTER STOP ACTING LIKE IT'S GONNA GET BETTER |
| 19 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
YOU STILL LOST TO US LMAO |
| 20 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
Happy for y'all. |
| 21 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Iowa's kicker blowing kisses at Scott Frost after getting iced was some cold blooded shit. On Scott Frost day no less! |
| 22 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
I know literally nothing about Navy this year. |
| 23 |
Air Force Falcons
|
See: Navy |
| 24 |
SMU Mustangs
|
See: Navy |
| 25 |
FAU Owls
|
LANES BACK YALL |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Utah Utes
|
0.09 |
| 5 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-0.36 |
| 7 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.38 |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.23 |
| 9 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
1.21 |
| 10 |
Auburn Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Florida Gators
|
-0.83 |
| 14 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.22 |
| 16 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
1.41 |
| 17 |
Appalachian State Mountaineers
|
0.27 |
| 18 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-0.97 |
| 20 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.50 |
| 21 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
-0.35 |
| 22 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Air Force Falcons
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
FAU Owls
|
0.23 |