Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Dec. 1, 2019, 12:07 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Big dumb oaf trying to rank teams.  
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Champ stays the champ until some team can beat them. |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Big boy football team. Had a tough schedule to run through, but they did it. |
| 3 |
LSU Tigers
|
Another bunch of bad mammerjammers. Still has to deal with Georgia before they can put a candle on this cake. |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
One stupid loss away from being undefeated. They have a chance to upset the nation by beating LSU next week and possibly squirming their way into the playoffs. |
| 5 |
Utah Utes
|
A really stinking good team that should be in the playoffs unless Oregon pulls the upset this week. |
| 6 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
If things fall right, and if they can beat Baylor again (always very tough), Oklahoma could make the playoffs.  |
| 7 |
Florida Gators
|
They probably have the best two losses, one of my favorite phrases in college football. |
| 8 |
Baylor Bears
|
Wouldn't a playoff with Baylor be fun?!? If they can stomp the Sooners this weekend, it's a possibility! Right? |
| 9 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Wonder if Saban will ever hire a kicking coach? |
| 10 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Penn State is the second-best team in the Big 10 and they haven't suffered any bad losses. I'd send them to the Rose Bowl if it were my call. |
| 11 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
Can they pull off an upset of Ohio State this weekend? A Rose Bowl berth could be the reward for being the Big 10 Champs! |
| 12 |
Auburn Tigers
|
Fuck Auburn. |
| 13 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Oh, but for the loss to Arizona State, what could have been. Still, this team is talented enough to win the conference championship this weekend. |
| 14 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
So who is excited to watch the annual Michigan-Florida Citrus Bowl this year? Not me!!! |
| 15 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
I'm probably not being fair to the Golden Gophers here, but I think Minnesota's been punching above their weight this season. |
| 16 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
How can Notre Dame be 10-2 and not be smashed in our face 24/7? It's weird... |
| 17 |
Memphis Tigers
|
The Tigers are pretty stout this year. I'd love to see which bowl Memphis gets to play in this year. |
| 18 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Another 10+ win season from the Broncos. Yawn.   |
| 19 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Iowa has been a damn solid team that is a tough out without being spectacular. |
| 20 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
Beating Memphis would have been huge. So they get pt at the bottom of this string of non-P5 rankings. |
| 21 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
Love the AAC this year and Navy has been as good as anyone. |
| 22 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
We need another ACC team, right? |
| 23 |
SMU Mustangs
|
Another bad ass AAC team that would upset a lot of Power Five teams. |
| 24 |
Appalachian State Mountaineers
|
One heck of a season for the Mountaineers.  These guys should be really proud! |
| 25 |
Air Force Falcons
|
A 10-win season deserves some love! Plus it's cool to have two service academies ranked! |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Clemson Tigers
|
1.20 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
LSU Tigers
|
-0.58 |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Florida Gators
|
0.09 |
| 8 |
Baylor Bears
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Auburn Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.17 |
| 15 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
0.06 |
| 22 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.33 |
| 24 |
Appalachian State Mountaineers
|
-0.56 |
| 25 |
Air Force Falcons
|
0.00 |