Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Dec. 1, 2019, 12:07 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Big dumb oaf trying to rank teams.  
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 |
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Champ stays the champ until some team can beat them. |
2 |
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Big boy football team. Had a tough schedule to run through, but they did it. |
3 |
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Another bunch of bad mammerjammers. Still has to deal with Georgia before they can put a candle on this cake. |
4 |
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One stupid loss away from being undefeated. They have a chance to upset the nation by beating LSU next week and possibly squirming their way into the playoffs. |
5 |
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A really stinking good team that should be in the playoffs unless Oregon pulls the upset this week. |
6 |
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If things fall right, and if they can beat Baylor again (always very tough), Oklahoma could make the playoffs.  |
7 |
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They probably have the best two losses, one of my favorite phrases in college football. |
8 |
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Wouldn't a playoff with Baylor be fun?!? If they can stomp the Sooners this weekend, it's a possibility! Right? |
9 |
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Wonder if Saban will ever hire a kicking coach? |
10 |
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Penn State is the second-best team in the Big 10 and they haven't suffered any bad losses. I'd send them to the Rose Bowl if it were my call. |
11 |
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Can they pull off an upset of Ohio State this weekend? A Rose Bowl berth could be the reward for being the Big 10 Champs! |
12 |
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Fuck Auburn. |
13 |
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Oh, but for the loss to Arizona State, what could have been. Still, this team is talented enough to win the conference championship this weekend. |
14 |
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So who is excited to watch the annual Michigan-Florida Citrus Bowl this year? Not me!!! |
15 |
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I'm probably not being fair to the Golden Gophers here, but I think Minnesota's been punching above their weight this season. |
16 |
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How can Notre Dame be 10-2 and not be smashed in our face 24/7? It's weird... |
17 |
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The Tigers are pretty stout this year. I'd love to see which bowl Memphis gets to play in this year. |
18 |
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Another 10+ win season from the Broncos. Yawn.   |
19 |
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Iowa has been a damn solid team that is a tough out without being spectacular. |
20 |
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Beating Memphis would have been huge. So they get pt at the bottom of this string of non-P5 rankings. |
21 |
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Love the AAC this year and Navy has been as good as anyone. |
22 |
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We need another ACC team, right? |
23 |
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Another bad ass AAC team that would upset a lot of Power Five teams. |
24 |
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One heck of a season for the Mountaineers.  These guys should be really proud! |
25 |
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A 10-win season deserves some love! Plus it's cool to have two service academies ranked! |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 |
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1.20 |
2 |
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0.00 |
3 |
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-0.58 |
4 |
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0.00 |
5 |
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0.00 |
6 |
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0.00 |
7 |
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0.09 |
8 |
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0.00 |
9 |
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0.00 |
10 |
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0.00 |
11 |
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0.00 |
12 |
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0.00 |
13 |
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0.00 |
14 |
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0.17 |
15 |
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0.00 |
16 |
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0.00 |
17 |
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0.00 |
18 |
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0.00 |
19 |
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0.00 |
20 |
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0.00 |
21 |
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0.06 |
22 |
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0.00 |
23 |
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0.33 |
24 |
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-0.56 |
25 |
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0.00 |