Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Dec. 1, 2019, 12:07 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Big dumb oaf trying to rank teams.  
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Clemson Tigers | Champ stays the champ until some team can beat them. |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Big boy football team. Had a tough schedule to run through, but they did it. |
3 | LSU Tigers | Another bunch of bad mammerjammers. Still has to deal with Georgia before they can put a candle on this cake. |
4 | Georgia Bulldogs | One stupid loss away from being undefeated. They have a chance to upset the nation by beating LSU next week and possibly squirming their way into the playoffs. |
5 | Utah Utes | A really stinking good team that should be in the playoffs unless Oregon pulls the upset this week. |
6 | Oklahoma Sooners | If things fall right, and if they can beat Baylor again (always very tough), Oklahoma could make the playoffs.  |
7 | Florida Gators | They probably have the best two losses, one of my favorite phrases in college football. |
8 | Baylor Bears | Wouldn't a playoff with Baylor be fun?!? If they can stomp the Sooners this weekend, it's a possibility! Right? |
9 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Wonder if Saban will ever hire a kicking coach? |
10 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Penn State is the second-best team in the Big 10 and they haven't suffered any bad losses. I'd send them to the Rose Bowl if it were my call. |
11 | Wisconsin Badgers | Can they pull off an upset of Ohio State this weekend? A Rose Bowl berth could be the reward for being the Big 10 Champs! |
12 | Auburn Tigers | Fuck Auburn. |
13 | Oregon Ducks | Oh, but for the loss to Arizona State, what could have been. Still, this team is talented enough to win the conference championship this weekend. |
14 | Michigan Wolverines | So who is excited to watch the annual Michigan-Florida Citrus Bowl this year? Not me!!! |
15 | Minnesota Golden Gophers | I'm probably not being fair to the Golden Gophers here, but I think Minnesota's been punching above their weight this season. |
16 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | How can Notre Dame be 10-2 and not be smashed in our face 24/7? It's weird... |
17 | Memphis Tigers | The Tigers are pretty stout this year. I'd love to see which bowl Memphis gets to play in this year. |
18 | Boise State Broncos | Another 10+ win season from the Broncos. Yawn.   |
19 | Iowa Hawkeyes | Iowa has been a damn solid team that is a tough out without being spectacular. |
20 | Cincinnati Bearcats | Beating Memphis would have been huge. So they get pt at the bottom of this string of non-P5 rankings. |
21 | Navy Midshipmen | Love the AAC this year and Navy has been as good as anyone. |
22 | Virginia Cavaliers | We need another ACC team, right? |
23 | SMU Mustangs | Another bad ass AAC team that would upset a lot of Power Five teams. |
24 | Appalachian State Mountaineers | One heck of a season for the Mountaineers.  These guys should be really proud! |
25 | Air Force Falcons | A 10-win season deserves some love! Plus it's cool to have two service academies ranked! |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Clemson Tigers | 1.20 |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
3 | LSU Tigers | -0.58 |
4 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
5 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
6 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
7 | Florida Gators | 0.09 |
8 | Baylor Bears | 0.00 |
9 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
10 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
11 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.00 |
12 | Auburn Tigers | 0.00 |
13 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
14 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.17 |
15 | Minnesota Golden Gophers | 0.00 |
16 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
17 | Memphis Tigers | 0.00 |
18 | Boise State Broncos | 0.00 |
19 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 |
20 | Cincinnati Bearcats | 0.00 |
21 | Navy Midshipmen | 0.06 |
22 | Virginia Cavaliers | 0.00 |
23 | SMU Mustangs | 0.33 |
24 | Appalachian State Mountaineers | -0.56 |
25 | Air Force Falcons | 0.00 |