Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 3, 2019, 3:26 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Think of this as an "if team X played all the teams below them, they'd have a winning record" ranking. It won't agree with the playoff rankings release, because I have no bonus for quality wins and I do *give* a bonus for MOV, within reason. If you lose because you lose five fumbles, I'll be nicer to you than if you lose because you gave up a million yards. I really like yards per play stats and avoid head-to-head.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
/bye/ |
| 2 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Not technically /bye/, but basically |
| 3 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
/bye/ |
| 4 |
LSU Tigers
|
/bye/ |
| 5 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
/bye/ |
| 6 |
Utah Utes
|
For all the abuse I've heaped on Andy Ludwig, he had a long-term plan and established it even when it wasn't clicking early. Utes are vulnerable to the right matchup, but they're playing tremendous football right now. |
| 7 |
Auburn Tigers
|
Auburn is so confusing. A week after allowing 500 yards to LSU but only 23 points, AU gained 500 yards and scored only 20 points. I could comfortably put this team anywhere from 6th to 14th. |
| 8 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
/bye/ |
| 9 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Playcalling, especially in the red zone, is still a problem. Otherwise, UGA is in amazing position right now -- being slept on because of one silly loss. Scoreline closer than the game, and Florida was never really in a winning position. |
| 10 |
Oregon Ducks
|
The Ducks exorcised all their defensive issues at once: the pass rush looked vicious, and they clamped down aggressively on underneath/YAC routes, which had been a problem the past few weeks. The most hard-nosed, defensive-minded 56-24 blowout I've ever seen. |
| 11 |
Florida Gators
|
I actually kinda thought Florida was going to win the Cocktail Party. Yeah, swing and a miss on that one. |
| 12 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
/bye/ |
| 13 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
/bye/ |
| 14 |
Baylor Bears
|
The Baylor defense is very, very good, and Charlie Brewer can hang, but the OL is a hot mess. This team could win the Cotton Bowl, but it's hard to see them as a serious playoff contender rn. |
| 15 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
Too many damned /byes/ this week |
| 16 |
Memphis Tigers
|
Memphis football is like watching NBA All-Star Weekend. I mean this in the nicest possible way. |
| 17 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
That was a bad look. VT isn't great. But at the same time, fumble return touchdowns are the ultimate bad luck plays -- I still think the Irish are basically fine, just not contenders for a high-grade bowl. |
| 18 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
/bye/ (that's *nine*, so far, but who's counting?) |
| 19 |
UCF Knights
|
Reports of UCF's demise were premature. They're not gonna win the American but they're fine, y'all. |
| 20 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
A long shot for the Big 12 title game, but not mathematically eliminated! |
| 21 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
For the second time this season, Cincy needed a pick six to escape with a win. It's not as cute a look against ECU as it is against UCF. |
| 22 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
We're not talking just "good for Indiana" good. IU is...really seriously good. I don't think they're beating Penn State on the road, but Michigan in Bloomington? ...let's talk. |
| 23 |
SMU Mustangs
|
Did pretty much what I expected them to against Memphis -- hung around, made it interesting, had a nice little track meet. The Ponies can score on anybody, but they need help from Cincinnati in the G5 race. |
| 24 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
Has lost more winnable games than just about anybody. The memes if they beat OU are going to be unbelievable. |
| 25 |
Boise State Broncos
|
The best thing about Boise this season had been its defense, and SJSU tore that all to ribbons on Saturday, but in this house we respect the G5. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.12 |
| 2 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.94 |
| 3 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
LSU Tigers
|
-1.17 |
| 5 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Utah Utes
|
0.75 |
| 7 |
Auburn Tigers
|
1.24 |
| 8 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-0.16 |
| 10 |
Oregon Ducks
|
-0.79 |
| 11 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.47 |
| 13 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Baylor Bears
|
-0.47 |
| 15 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
-0.41 |
| 16 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
UCF Knights
|
2.94 |
| 20 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
4.92 |
| 21 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
-0.21 |
| 22 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
1.43 |
| 23 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.88 |
| 25 |
Boise State Broncos
|
-0.52 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
0.97 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.94 |
Navy Midshipmen
|
0.11 |
San Diego State Aztecs
|
0.02 |
Total Score: 19.46