Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 5, 2018, 11:08 a.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason | 
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Alabama Crimson Tide | Fuck. | 
| 2 |  Clemson Tigers | Dear god, Louisville is already dead! | 
| 3 |  Michigan Wolverines | Only loss is to ND at the beginning of the season, and the wolverines are looking so much better 9 games in. | 
| 4 |  Georgia Bulldogs | Handed a highly ranked Kentucky only their second loss.  | 
| 5 |  Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Hasn't played ANYBODY PAAAAAWL | 
| 6 |  West Virginia Mountaineers | Beat Texas by a single point in a shootout on the road. Grier is legit. Also kill me. | 
| 7 |  Oklahoma Sooners | Got a scare from Tech. Cmon, Sooners you're better than this. | 
| 8 |  Ohio State Buckeyes | Beating Nebraska by only 5 after getting scared in the first few quarters is not a good look for Ohio State, especially amid institutional issues. | 
| 9 |  Washington State Cougars | COUGS. | 
| 10 |  LSU Tigers | Getting blanked by Alabama is a bad look, but it's very obvious their offense was NOT ready to play on Saturday, and it showed. | 
| 11 |  UCF Knights | Won in what I would call a thriller against Temple. I really hate to say it, but they only do not sniff the top 10 solely due to the fact that I firmly believe they will get smacked by many of the current top 10 teams, but I would love to be proven wrong. | 
| 12 |  Kentucky Wildcats | |
| 13 |  Syracuse Orange | This is the dankest timeline. I have ranked Syracuse in the top freaking 15. | 
| 14 |  Texas Longhorns | Lost by a single point to a potential CFP contender. A 9-3 Texas is not only possible, it's probable. | 
| 15 |  Boston College Eagles | DANKEST. TIMELINE. | 
| 16 |  Utah State Aggies | a;ljsdv;ias;idfa | 
| 17 |  Florida Gators | Kill me. | 
| 18 |  Penn State Nittany Lions | Woof. When you very nearly get shut out by Michigan, you know it's going to be a tough time bouncing back. | 
| 19 |  Washington Huskies | |
| 20 |  NC State Wolfpack | |
| 21 |  Michigan State Spartans | |
| 22 |  Iowa State Cyclones | |
| 23 |  Iowa Hawkeyes | FUCKING SPOILERMAKERS. | 
| 24 |  Utah Utes | |
| 25 |  Cincinnati Bearcats | P6. | 
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness | 
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 | 
| 2 |  Clemson Tigers | 0.00 | 
| 3 |  Michigan Wolverines | 0.36 | 
| 4 |  Georgia Bulldogs | 0.35 | 
| 5 |  Notre Dame Fighting Irish | -0.43 | 
| 6 |  West Virginia Mountaineers | 0.36 | 
| 7 |  Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 | 
| 8 |  Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.12 | 
| 9 |  Washington State Cougars | 0.00 | 
| 10 |  LSU Tigers | 0.00 | 
| 11 |  UCF Knights | 0.00 | 
| 12 |  Kentucky Wildcats | 0.00 | 
| 13 |  Syracuse Orange | 0.03 | 
| 14 |  Texas Longhorns | 0.37 | 
| 15 |  Boston College Eagles | 0.05 | 
| 16 |  Utah State Aggies | 0.00 | 
| 17 |  Florida Gators | 0.18 | 
| 18 |  Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 | 
| 19 |  Washington Huskies | 0.00 | 
| 20 |  NC State Wolfpack | 0.00 | 
| 21 |  Michigan State Spartans | 0.00 | 
| 22 |  Iowa State Cyclones | 0.00 | 
| 23 |  Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.34 | 
| 24 |  Utah Utes | 0.00 | 
| 25 |  Cincinnati Bearcats | 0.00 | 
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness | 
|---|---|
|  Fresno State Bulldogs | 1.63 | 
|  Mississippi State Bulldogs | 0.77 | 
Total Score: 4.99