Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Nov. 5, 2018, 11:08 a.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Fuck. |
| 2 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Dear god, Louisville is already dead! |
| 3 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Only loss is to ND at the beginning of the season, and the wolverines are looking so much better 9 games in. |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Handed a highly ranked Kentucky only their second loss.  |
| 5 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Hasn't played ANYBODY PAAAAAWL |
| 6 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
Beat Texas by a single point in a shootout on the road. Grier is legit. Also kill me. |
| 7 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Got a scare from Tech. Cmon, Sooners you're better than this. |
| 8 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Beating Nebraska by only 5 after getting scared in the first few quarters is not a good look for Ohio State, especially amid institutional issues. |
| 9 |
Washington State Cougars
|
COUGS. |
| 10 |
LSU Tigers
|
Getting blanked by Alabama is a bad look, but it's very obvious their offense was NOT ready to play on Saturday, and it showed. |
| 11 |
UCF Knights
|
Won in what I would call a thriller against Temple. I really hate to say it, but they only do not sniff the top 10 solely due to the fact that I firmly believe they will get smacked by many of the current top 10 teams, but I would love to be proven wrong. |
| 12 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
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| 13 |
Syracuse Orange
|
This is the dankest timeline. I have ranked Syracuse in the top freaking 15. |
| 14 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Lost by a single point to a potential CFP contender. A 9-3 Texas is not only possible, it's probable. |
| 15 |
Boston College Eagles
|
DANKEST. TIMELINE. |
| 16 |
Utah State Aggies
|
a;ljsdv;ias;idfa |
| 17 |
Florida Gators
|
Kill me. |
| 18 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Woof. When you very nearly get shut out by Michigan, you know it's going to be a tough time bouncing back. |
| 19 |
Washington Huskies
|
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| 20 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
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| 21 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
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| 22 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
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| 23 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
FUCKING SPOILERMAKERS. |
| 24 |
Utah Utes
|
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| 25 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
P6. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.36 |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.35 |
| 5 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-0.43 |
| 6 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
0.36 |
| 7 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.12 |
| 9 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
UCF Knights
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Syracuse Orange
|
0.03 |
| 14 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.37 |
| 15 |
Boston College Eagles
|
0.05 |
| 16 |
Utah State Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Florida Gators
|
0.18 |
| 18 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.34 |
| 24 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Fresno State Bulldogs
|
1.63 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.77 |
Total Score: 4.99