Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Jan. 9, 2018, 11:03 a.m.

• Ballot
• Analysis

Rank	Team	Reason
1	Alabama Crimson Tide	I'm ranking Alabama #1 because the world is an evil place full of misery and despair.  
2	Georgia Bulldogs	I hate my life.
3	Oklahoma Sooners	You guys are cool.
4	Clemson Tigers	Orange sucks, but your players don't.
5	Ohio State Buckeyes	Not saying we would have beat you, but I'd have rather played y'all.
6	UCF Knights	Impressive.  Most impressive.  You're annoying, though.
7	Wisconsin Badgers	So close.  Why couldn't you beat OSU?  I'd have freaking loved to play y'all.
8	Penn State Nittany Lions	Never liked y'all but that team is legit.
9	Auburn Tigers	UCF is your fault.  I now understand why y'all always bitch about Bama getting calls, though.
10	TCU Horned Frogs	Gud
11	Miami Hurricanes	Richt
12	Notre Dame Fighting Irish	What a weird team
13	Michigan State Spartans	Never liked y'all, but I do love the way you play.
14	Oklahoma State Cowboys	I forgot you existed until this ballot, but y'all are pretty good.
15	USC Trojans	lol wtf was that bowl game?
16	Mississippi State Bulldogs	Up and down team, can hang with the best and lose to mediocrity.
17	LSU Tigers	Troy was a fluke, this team is pretty good.
18	Stanford Cardinal	Tough schedule, great team.
19	Washington Huskies	I wish I could watch you on TV
20	Northwestern Wildcats	y'all play smart and hard I guess
21	NC State Wolfpack	I dunno, stadium magic or something.
22	Virginia Tech Hokies	Enter Sandman
23	South Carolina Gamecocks	Boom has the Cocks playing pretty well, but no one is talking about them
24	Washington State Cougars	Leach is a weird dude.
25	Wake Forest Demon Deacons	One of my favorite underrated squads this year.  

Teams Ranked:

Rank	Team	Unusualness
1	Alabama Crimson Tide	0.00
2	Georgia Bulldogs	0.00
3	Oklahoma Sooners	0.11
4	Clemson Tigers	0.32
5	Ohio State Buckeyes	0.00
6	UCF Knights	-0.19
7	Wisconsin Badgers	0.00
8	Penn State Nittany Lions	0.00
9	Auburn Tigers	0.04
10	TCU Horned Frogs	0.00
11	Miami Hurricanes	0.11
12	Notre Dame Fighting Irish	0.00
13	Michigan State Spartans	0.00
14	Oklahoma State Cowboys	0.00
15	USC Trojans	-0.05
16	Mississippi State Bulldogs	1.20
17	LSU Tigers	0.39
18	Stanford Cardinal	0.00
19	Washington Huskies	-0.55
20	Northwestern Wildcats	-0.22
21	NC State Wolfpack	0.00
22	Virginia Tech Hokies	0.31
23	South Carolina Gamecocks	1.26
24	Washington State Cougars	0.00
25	Wake Forest Demon Deacons	0.19

Omissions:

Team	Unusualness
USF Bulls	0.62
Boise State Broncos	0.78
Memphis Tigers	0.19

Total Score: 6.51