Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Dec. 5, 2017, 5:13 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Fuck resume, fuck conference championships, etc, etc. This ballot is purely about who I think would beat who **right now**
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Clemson Tigers
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I don't know that Clemson is better than Oklahoma, but I do know that Clemson's defense is better than Oklahoma's |
| 2 |
Oklahoma Sooners
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| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
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| 4 |
Auburn Tigers
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| 5 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
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I loathe to think how filthy bama is gonna be if they get completely healthy for the bowl game. But they're not completely healthy right now. |
| 6 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
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| 7 |
USC Trojans
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I've been pretty meh about USC lately but I was impressed this week |
| 8 |
Wisconsin Badgers
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| 9 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
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| 10 |
Washington Huskies
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| 11 |
TCU Horned Frogs
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| 12 |
Stanford Cardinal
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| 13 |
Miami Hurricanes
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| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
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| 15 |
Michigan State Spartans
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| 16 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
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| 17 |
UCF Knights
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Y'all are gonna be salty about ranking them all the way down here, but honestly I just don't believe they would beat any of the teams above them. I'm not sure they should be even this high, given my ranking philosophy. |
| 18 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
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| 19 |
LSU Tigers
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| 20 |
Washington State Cougars
|
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| 21 |
Memphis Tigers
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| 22 |
USF Bulls
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| 23 |
Northwestern Wildcats
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| 24 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
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| 25 |
Boise State Broncos
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I'm kinda salty that I have the same #25 as all 3 major polls |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Auburn Tigers
|
1.15 |
| 5 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.31 |
| 11 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
0.31 |
| 12 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
0.36 |
| 13 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
-0.28 |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
0.32 |
| 16 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
UCF Knights
|
-1.88 |
| 18 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
0.50 |
| 19 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Memphis Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
USF Bulls
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
-0.26 |
| 24 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
1.12 |
| 25 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 6.48