Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Dec. 5, 2017, 5:13 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Fuck resume, fuck conference championships, etc, etc. This ballot is purely about who I think would beat who **right now**
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Clemson Tigers | I don't know that Clemson is better than Oklahoma, but I do know that Clemson's defense is better than Oklahoma's |
2 | Oklahoma Sooners | |
3 | Georgia Bulldogs | |
4 | Auburn Tigers | |
5 | Alabama Crimson Tide | I loathe to think how filthy bama is gonna be if they get completely healthy for the bowl game. But they're not completely healthy right now. |
6 | Ohio State Buckeyes | |
7 | USC Trojans | I've been pretty meh about USC lately but I was impressed this week |
8 | Wisconsin Badgers | |
9 | Penn State Nittany Lions | |
10 | Washington Huskies | |
11 | TCU Horned Frogs | |
12 | Stanford Cardinal | |
13 | Miami Hurricanes | |
14 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | |
15 | Michigan State Spartans | |
16 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | |
17 | UCF Knights | Y'all are gonna be salty about ranking them all the way down here, but honestly I just don't believe they would beat any of the teams above them. I'm not sure they should be even this high, given my ranking philosophy. |
18 | Virginia Tech Hokies | |
19 | LSU Tigers | |
20 | Washington State Cougars | |
21 | Memphis Tigers | |
22 | USF Bulls | |
23 | Northwestern Wildcats | |
24 | South Carolina Gamecocks | |
25 | Boise State Broncos | I'm kinda salty that I have the same #25 as all 3 major polls |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
2 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
3 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
4 | Auburn Tigers | 1.15 |
5 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
6 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
7 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
8 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.00 |
9 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
10 | Washington Huskies | 0.31 |
11 | TCU Horned Frogs | 0.31 |
12 | Stanford Cardinal | 0.36 |
13 | Miami Hurricanes | -0.28 |
14 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
15 | Michigan State Spartans | 0.32 |
16 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.00 |
17 | UCF Knights | -1.88 |
18 | Virginia Tech Hokies | 0.50 |
19 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
20 | Washington State Cougars | 0.00 |
21 | Memphis Tigers | 0.00 |
22 | USF Bulls | 0.00 |
23 | Northwestern Wildcats | -0.26 |
24 | South Carolina Gamecocks | 1.12 |
25 | Boise State Broncos | 0.00 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 6.48