/r/CFB Poll

Overall Rationale: Was sick last week, so I couldn't work with my hybrid model. Here's an adjusted AP poll with some flavor.

Rank	Team	Reason
1	Alabama Crimson Tide	PAAAAAAAAAAAWL, Dem Bammers haven't beaten no one and almost lost to Clanga!
2	Miami Hurricanes	The U is back, for real guys! My liver...not so much.
3	Oklahoma Sooners	I hate you but I respect you.
4	Wisconsin Badgers	Kings of Da Norf** Unless we count Alaska, then it's USC.
5	Auburn Tigers	HH8H8H8H8H8..... :(
6	Clemson Tigers	They lost to Syracuse and are one step away from being a mediocre team
7	Ohio State Buckeyes	Lose to Iowa by 55, blowout MSU the next week. #JustBIGThings
8	Georgia Bulldogs	Maybe Richt wasn't the problem...
9	Oklahoma State Cowboys	I sleep...then I woke.
10	Notre Dame Fighting Irish	Ah yes, losing Big games in awful manner. As is tradition. drinks
11	TCU Horned Frogs	I have nothing to say to you.
12	UCF Knights	UCF > USF
13	USC Trojans	No Perfect Day for you!!!
14	Penn State Nittany Lions	Meh.
15	Washington State Cougars	WSU > Washington by transitive property confirmed.
16	Washington Huskies	Ate too many cupcakes.
17	Memphis Tigers	I guarantee you these guys will steal the NY6 Bowl bid from UCF, then steal the football when they get blown out by Notre Dame.
18	Mississippi State Bulldogs	You were the chosen one!!!
19	Michigan Wolverines	Little Brother.
20	Stanford Cardinal	Just like their band, they ruin your parade.
21	LSU Tigers	Does Ed eat grass?
22	West Virginia Mountaineers	Meh.
23	USF Bulls	Meh.
24	Michigan State Spartans	cries in a corner
25	NC State Wolfpack	The Nixon Pack.

Teams Ranked:

No major omissions.

Total Score: 0.80