Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Nov. 29, 2016, 6:55 a.m.

Overall Rationale: God everyone sucks this year. Except Bama. Of course. Douche saddles over in Tusca-poo-sa keep winning and I hate them for it. I hope reincarnation exists, if only because it means Nick Saban will come back as Steve Buscemi's toothbrush. 

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Rank	Team	Reason
1	Alabama Crimson Tide
2	Clemson Tigers
3	Washington Huskies
4	Penn State Nittany Lions
5	Ohio State Buckeyes
6	Michigan Wolverines
7	Wisconsin Badgers
8	USC Trojans
9	Utah Utes
10	Colorado Buffaloes
11	Virginia Tech Hokies
12	Washington State Cougars
13	Oklahoma Sooners
14	Nebraska Cornhuskers
15	Louisville Cardinals
16	North Carolina Tar Heels
17	Oklahoma State Cowboys
18	Western Michigan Broncos
19	West Virginia Mountaineers
20	Stanford Cardinal
21	Florida State Seminoles
22	Navy Midshipmen
23	Iowa Hawkeyes
24	Pittsburgh Panthers
25	USF Bulls

Teams Ranked:

Rank	Team	Unusualness
1	Alabama Crimson Tide	0.00
2	Clemson Tigers	0.58
3	Washington Huskies	0.23
4	Penn State Nittany Lions	1.26
5	Ohio State Buckeyes	-1.91
6	Michigan Wolverines	0.00
7	Wisconsin Badgers	0.00
8	USC Trojans	0.74
9	Utah Utes	7.24
10	Colorado Buffaloes	-0.05
11	Virginia Tech Hokies	1.72
12	Washington State Cougars	6.32
13	Oklahoma Sooners	-1.48
14	Nebraska Cornhuskers	1.98
15	Louisville Cardinals	0.01
16	North Carolina Tar Heels	9.01
17	Oklahoma State Cowboys	-1.02
18	Western Michigan Broncos	-1.28
19	West Virginia Mountaineers	-0.77
20	Stanford Cardinal	0.00
21	Florida State Seminoles	-3.26
22	Navy Midshipmen	0.00
23	Iowa Hawkeyes	0.00
24	Pittsburgh Panthers	0.00
25	USF Bulls	-0.09

Omissions:

Team	Unusualness
Florida Gators	1.22
Auburn Tigers	1.04
LSU Tigers	0.46

Total Score: 41.67