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CockADoodleBOOM Ballot for 2016 Week 6

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Oct. 2, 2016, 12:27 p.m.

Overall Rationale: lol 2016

Rank Team Reason
1 Alabama Crimson Tide Still Bama.
2 Ohio State Buckeyes Still Ohio State.
3 Clemson Tigers Consider Clemson and OSU tied for second at this point.
4 Michigan Wolverines Still Michigan.
5 Washington Huskies Well hello there, new Pac-12 favorite!
6 Houston Cougars I think I've had Houston here for like 4 straight weeks but whatever they're fine.
7 Tennessee Volunteers I had a moment of "alright, who's going in between Houston and Tennessee this week..... WAIT THERE ARE NO DECENT TEAMS LEFT WTF" while filling out this section.
8 Texas A&M Aggies See Tennessee. Also, ya'll are going below Tennessee this week because I watched like 95% of that South Carolina game and hoo boy, Aggs. Ya'll need to get your shit together.
9 Louisville Cardinals In my heart, Louisville is still a top 4 or 5 team in the country.
10 Miami Hurricanes The past couple weeks I've formed this little "undefeated but untested but still probably okay" contingent that I usually rank in the mid-teens. This week, they're 10-13. What the fuck is this season.
11 Nebraska Cornhuskers See Miami.
12 West Virginia Mountaineers Moved above Baylor because K-State might be okay and Iowa State is definitely not.
13 Baylor Bears See WVU.
14 Wisconsin Badgers This offense is soooooooooo bad.
15 Stanford Cardinal Man, these guys lost like 1000000-6 to Washington the other night and they're still only #14.
16 Ole Miss Rebels We're only 5 weeks into this god-forsaken season and a two-loss team is pretty justifiably #16. What the fuck.
17 Boise State Broncos They keep winning, I guess.
18 Arkansas Razorbacks They're fine, I guess.
19 North Carolina Tar Heels See Arkansas.
20 Western Michigan Broncos THIS BOAT IS BEING ROWED
21 Oklahoma Sooners The defense is certifiably #NotGreat
22 Air Force Falcons You know how in the NCAA games when you play as a mid-major it takes until like Week 8 or 9 or whatever to get ranked if your SOS isn't that high? Like, the committee just runs out of options and is like "FINE, WE'LL RANK THE FUCKING MID-MAJOR." WE HAVE REACHED THAT POINT IN WEEK 6.
23 Maryland Terrapins This'll be funny in hindsight, lol. Ranked below Air Force because in my opinion a convincing win at home against Navy is better than one in 2OT on the road against UCF. That's where we are at this point.
24 Utah Utes Meh.
25 Florida State Seminoles *sighs*

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