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CockADoodleBOOM Ballot for 2016 Week 5

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 25, 2016, 12:47 p.m.

Overall Rationale: How good are you at football?

Rank Team Reason
1 Alabama Crimson Tide My top 6 are the same as last week, so let's just move on down quickly. Alabama is arguably the best at football.
2 Ohio State Buckeyes Also good at football.
3 Clemson Tigers Damn, Clemson's defense is VERY good at football.
4 Louisville Cardinals Lamar Jackson is good at football too.
5 Michigan Wolverines Yup. Very good at football.
6 Houston Cougars Are they good at football?Is this a one of the best songs ever?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYTBsN-KeNE
7 Wisconsin Badgers Well howdy there, Wisconsin! You're evidently very good at football. I think this is a good spot.
8 Stanford Cardinal I moved Stanford down one spot to make room for Wiscy. They were #NotGreat against UCLA this week, so that's fine.
9 Texas A&M Aggies I thought Arkansas was far and away the better team than TAMU, but damn if the Aggies didn't shut me up this week. Good for them. I'm aboard the hype train now.
10 Washington Huskies A #NotGreat showing in the desert vs. Arizona has me bumping them down a spot, but this week's game vs. Stanford is big for me. Whoever wins is an automatic Top 5 team in my book.
11 Tennessee Volunteers I really want to reward Tennessee for being dominant in the second half vs. Florida, but that first half still has me worried. They're unchanged from last week. Let's see how this Georgia game goes.
12 Florida State Seminoles Unchanged from last week. Probably at least decent at football.
13 Miami Hurricanes Here's a stretch of teams who really haven't beaten much of anyone, but they're probably pretty okay. They're probably good at football on some level.
14 Nebraska Cornhuskers See Miami.
15 Baylor Bears See Miami and Nebraska.
16 West Virginia Mountaineers Okay, WVU is probably pretty good at football. I don't know where to put them right now, but "Next to Baylor" is probably a good spot.
17 Ole Miss Rebels THEY'RE REALLY FUCKING GOOD AT FOOTBALL. JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST.
18 Michigan State Spartans I'm less confident that Michigan State is really good at football. But that's fine. We'll find out soon enough.
19 Boise State Broncos This seems like a good place for the Mountain West bros. They're probably pretty good at football.
20 San Diego State Aztecs Mountain West bros! Woo! They're good at football!
21 Arkansas Razorbacks They're probably pretty good at football, but I'm not quite sure yet.
22 Utah Utes I feel like this is going to be a team that beats up on average teams but gets stomped against very good teams. They're probably good at football though.
23 Western Michigan Broncos ALL ABOARD THE S.S. WESTERN MICHIGAN IS GOOD AT FOOTBALL. ROW THE GODDAMN BOAT. 
24 Arizona State Sun Devils Maybe good at football! But no one knows if that's the case yet!
25 Memphis Tigers Why hello there, second-best team in the American! You're probably good at football!

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